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March 14, 2024, 5:36 p.m.

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// Pd. 9 Neuro Armand (To Diego): Your parents are cousins! Diego: Well your dad is also your uncle Ms. Woodward: This is a science class so if you are going to joke like that, you better be able to explain your joke Diego: What I was trying to say was that Armand's parents are siblings // Ms. Woodward thinks about it Ms. Woodward: Yeah I suppose that works

#12877

55

Jan. 22, 2024, 10:25 a.m.

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//Avika is about to present her Ask a Biologist presentation about HPV Woodward: Let's hear about... HPV! Andrew Zhao: I think I have HPV

#12870

55

Jan. 18, 2024, 2:59 p.m.

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Woodward: We have some extra time, you should use it to study Woodward: Or don't, I'm not the boss of you Woodward: Well, I guess I kind of am...

#12869

55

Jan. 18, 2024, 2:56 p.m.

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Woodward: So suppose you guys have abused too many drugs. Woodward: Or- No, suppose you have had to take drugs all your life and your vestibular system is damaged because of it

#12642

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Dec. 4, 2023, 3:06 p.m.

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Woodward: I've asked nicely multiple times now that people present a pass from their teacher showing that they're allowed to be here Woodward: I don't want a teacher getting mad at me for people skipping class Student: I have a sub Woodward: Have they already taken attendance? Student: Yeah? Woodward: Who's your normal teacher?? Student: Delaney Woodward: *posture changes immediately* Oh ok he won't care *walks away*

#12627

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Dec. 1, 2023, 10:03 a.m.

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Woodward: i'm hearing you talk about anything but biology! starbucks, orchestra... Anuva: andrew you're a red flag bruh Leul: that's what i'm saying!

#12592

59

Nov. 28, 2023, 1:33 p.m.

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Rakshay: Ms. Woodward? Woodward: No, you can't become a pro e-sports player. Rakshay: What do you do for 1B? Woodward: Oh, I thought you were oliver. Class: *laughs*

#12519

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Nov. 14, 2023, 10:13 a.m.

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Woodward: So, I am gonna make Nylon here //Drops the beaker over Lewis Woodward: I am gonna clean that up Woodward: Cause it is toxic so don't drink out of that water bottle.

#12503

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Nov. 10, 2023, 3:07 p.m.

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//Woodward on LASIK Wodward: You get a little laser in your eye, zhjooom zhjooom zhjooom! Like a lightsaber! Now you have good vision.

#12468

79

Nov. 6, 2023, 2:43 p.m.

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In darkness humans only see in shades of gray, as you all know because you're alive! - Woodward