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⚐ Report//chaotic stein anthology, february 9 "I'm having a very good day today, because I got eight hours of sleep, which is unusual" "Whatever you want to do in the natural world -- measure the height of women, or the weight of dalmatians, or the width of thighs ..." "If you don't think 720 is a great [maths] SAT score, you're living in a bubble." "I'm sick of SAT scores; let's talk about iguanas!" "I don't really care where you get your percentiles. I'm going to use my chaAaAaArt, because I love it." "I'm going to use my chaAaAaArt, not only because I love it, but because saying cAlculAtor sounds dumb." "Suppose you're going to kidnap iguanas, and sell them in the exotic pet trade" "And this is why God gave us Algebra 1"
#11539
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⚐ Report//Introduction to the Cha-a-a-art in PD4 Stats. It's usually two pages. Stein: I was helping this kid study for the IB test and in Europe, they only give one page. Stein: Theres a reason Europe is in decline and the US is not.
#11537
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⚐ Report//PD4 Stats Stein: I used to have a pet iguana named Fluffy Stein: I murdered Fluffy
#11500
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⚐ Report//PD4 Stats Stein: You can also make a pictograph and draw people with and without Hepatitis C.
#11499
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⚐ Report//chaotic stein anthology, february 2 "If you [Erik Sofiaj, pronounced /so'fi.ə/ and not /so'fi.ədʒ/] were a DJ, you could call yourself Mysterious J." "Do you know why this unit is called Unit 1? You might think it's because it's the first unit, but that's just a coincidence." "I suppose it would've taken a lot of work, but you could make a graph with pictures of people with hepatitis and without hepatitis." "You can't tattoo yourself. ... No, that's not a challenge. Don't try that." "I have, I think, like, 3 children. I'll call one of them, for the purpose of this story, Michael. ... His name is Michael." "Do you know this word? 'Outlier'? I usually just call them 'freaks'."
#11443
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⚐ ReportStein: Hit ball. Kick ball! Run, run, run. Stein: excuse me, someone just texted me. Stein: "Yes and yes." Stein: Not sure what that means.
#11442
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⚐ Report// Stein explains his experience with crossword puzzle competitions Stein: That's why I don't like it when people turn tests in early. *All eyes turn on Jerry Song*
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⚐ ReportStein: Hey Siri, pick a random number between 1 and 28. Siri: A random number between 0 and 150 is 59.