#4498

24

April 10, 2013, 6:19 a.m.

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//In the middle of Analysis 1A, class before Pi day. Blue: I'm gonna just leave, okay? Rose: Okay, come back on Thursday for pie.

#4496

1919

April 10, 2013, 6:16 a.m.

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Rose: So we just took the derivative.  Taking the derivative is like sex.  The hard part is simplifying the derivative, which is like pillow talk. //Later, Rose and Paul are simplifying a long derivative together Rose: This is some of the best pillow talk I've ever had.

#4463

-28

March 3, 2013, 11:15 a.m.

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//Rose needs help using a Mac in the bio lab. Rose: Can someone help me with this? //5+ people get up and walk over to him. Rose: Okay, got it...This did not require 5+ people!

#4456

44

Feb. 26, 2013, 5:33 p.m.

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//The bell rings earlier than Rose thought it would. Rose: I thought the convention for this class is 7.5 minutes, not 5... HAKAN!

#4455

11

Feb. 26, 2013, 5:26 p.m.

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//Talking about snap, crackle, and pop. Rose: Every year some kid asks me which came first: the cereal or the physics.

#4454

1010

Feb. 26, 2013, 5:25 p.m.

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//Explaining jerk Rose: Let's say there's a speed camera nearby so you're driving at 25 mph... because there's really no other reason to drive at 25 mph.

#4451

46

Feb. 21, 2013, 1:52 p.m.

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//In precal, talking about angles Giles: What quadrant is 400 degrees in? Class: Quadrant one! Giles: 200 degrees? Class: Quadrant three! Robert: Still quadrant one! Giles: Apparently you hate degrees more than I do. Robert: Wait, I thought we were talking about ovens! //Class laughs //Class stops laughing //Robert continues laughing

#4448

1012

Feb. 20, 2013, 7:14 p.m.

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//Rose is proving the product rule. Rose: Just so you guys don't think I'm pulling a fast one on you, I'm going to expand this out... //Hammond immediately enters. Hammond: Mr. Rose, stop pulling a fast one on these children!

#4441

4951

Feb. 15, 2013, 5:07 p.m.

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//Rose is passing out the sheets you sign up for SRP-observing on. Rose: So, uhm.  This one is about....Home Office Stress toys.  The next one is about...Uh, Don't stick your tongue in sockets.  Then...Robots...Talking.  Yeah.  This one...Mosquito humping.  And this..is about drinking too much vodka.  Uhhh....this....Hmm.  Robot Doctors...Alright.  This one...is..just finding oil.  Hm.  Magma...Volcanos.  And this one...this is Vodka again...yeah...I'm done with this

#4421

1616

Feb. 6, 2013, 7:43 p.m.

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//Rose is showing the class his "Kiss my Asymptotes" shirt. Hakan: That's like saying "Geometry can kiss my Angle-Side-Side."