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#4520

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April 24, 2013, 8:23 p.m.

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//Someone asked a girl to prom by putting a sign on top of Blair's roof. PA: Please do not endanger your own safety to ask someone to prom. Rose: Do it anyway. Do it in the name of love!

#4509

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April 14, 2013, 3:12 p.m.

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Rose: So...somehow we finished early Ckass: *insert confusion, requests for relaxation, etc* Rose: No, I don't believe in relaxation.

#4508

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April 14, 2013, 3:11 p.m.

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//Analysis 1A Rose: When we write this s-thingy, it stands for...symbol of antidifferentiation.

#4498

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April 10, 2013, 6:19 a.m.

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//In the middle of Analysis 1A, class before Pi day. Blue: I'm gonna just leave, okay? Rose: Okay, come back on Thursday for pie.

#4496

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April 10, 2013, 6:16 a.m.

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Rose: So we just took the derivative.  Taking the derivative is like sex.  The hard part is simplifying the derivative, which is like pillow talk. //Later, Rose and Paul are simplifying a long derivative together Rose: This is some of the best pillow talk I've ever had.

#4463

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March 3, 2013, 11:15 a.m.

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//Rose needs help using a Mac in the bio lab. Rose: Can someone help me with this? //5+ people get up and walk over to him. Rose: Okay, got it...This did not require 5+ people!

#4456

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Feb. 26, 2013, 5:33 p.m.

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//The bell rings earlier than Rose thought it would. Rose: I thought the convention for this class is 7.5 minutes, not 5... HAKAN!

Rose makes his class set the clock forward, but Stein always changes it back. Also it wasn't Hakan's job.

hakan, rose

#4455

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Feb. 26, 2013, 5:26 p.m.

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//Talking about snap, crackle, and pop. Rose: Every year some kid asks me which came first: the cereal or the physics.

#4454

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Feb. 26, 2013, 5:25 p.m.

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//Explaining jerk Rose: Let's say there's a speed camera nearby so you're driving at 25 mph... because there's really no other reason to drive at 25 mph.

#4451

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Feb. 21, 2013, 1:52 p.m.

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//In precal, talking about angles Giles: What quadrant is 400 degrees in? Class: Quadrant one! Giles: 200 degrees? Class: Quadrant three! Robert: Still quadrant one! Giles: Apparently you hate degrees more than I do. Robert: Wait, I thought we were talking about ovens! //Class laughs //Class stops laughing //Robert continues laughing