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May 27, 2022, 4:07 p.m.

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//various people talk about CAP Duval: I have some people in CAP in my classes. Katz: That's cap!



May 23, 2022, 6 p.m.

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//Kaluta visits Street's classroom where Analysis 1B is doing Calc R&E Kaluta: There's a limit to how much calculus you can do in a day. Schwartz: That joke sounds very derivative.



Jan. 27, 2022, 10:03 p.m.

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Schwartz: We leave the ln(x) alone -- e-x-cellent!



Dec. 15, 2021, 5:36 p.m.

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Roberts: I'm sus of the sus chords!



Nov. 18, 2021, 10:33 a.m.

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Schwartz: If f satistfies these conditions, then f is "integrable" on a to b. Schwartz: You might think this is related to something we learned about earlier. It is not! Schwartz: The similar names are from *sheer coincidence*! This is called "integrable" ... because it is integral to our study of calculus!



Oct. 14, 2021, 4:08 p.m.

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// discussing chemistry Duval: So: ionic, covalent, and ... Student: Low-risk government bonds.



Feb. 8, 2021, 4:26 p.m.

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// equation of the form log_a (expression) = log_a (other expression) Student: just chop off the logs Kirk: You can just chop off the logs. Which is exactly the pun I needed today. // after finding out pun was not intended Kirk: The best puns are accidental.



March 27, 2019, 9:10 a.m.

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//Ms.Duval is explaining sex-linked and autosomal traits Duval: So if the postal service is working it isn't sex linked! Class: What....? Is that a euphemism? Duval: Male carriers! If there are maaale carriers. It can't be sex linked.



Oct. 25, 2018, 2:22 p.m.

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//ADSA Gonzalez: We need a variable for our pizza maker method. Ethan: String cheese. Gonzalez: I don't think anything will top that.



March 19, 2018, 10:39 a.m.

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Street: Do not cross the street. *pause* Street: He will hurt you.