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Feb. 8, 2021, 4:26 p.m.

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// equation of the form log_a (expression) = log_a (other expression) Student: just chop off the logs Kirk: You can just chop off the logs. Which is exactly the pun I needed today. // after finding out pun was not intended Kirk: The best puns are accidental.



March 27, 2019, 9:10 a.m.

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//Ms.Duval is explaining sex-linked and autosomal traits Duval: So if the postal service is working it isn't sex linked! Class: What....? Is that a euphemism? Duval: Male carriers! If there are maaale carriers. It can't be sex linked.



Oct. 25, 2018, 2:22 p.m.

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//ADSA Gonzalez: We need a variable for our pizza maker method. Ethan: String cheese. Gonzalez: I don't think anything will top that.



March 19, 2018, 10:39 a.m.

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Street: Do not cross the street. *pause* Street: He will hurt you.



Oct. 25, 2017, 7:40 p.m.

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//after using Chad as an example of tension Student: So what do we call Chad's force? Schafer: F contact. //pause Schafer: Or f chad.



Sept. 20, 2015, 1:25 p.m.

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//Friday, September 18 2015 //Ms. Piper's FCS class //When Blair's football team is talked about on Infoflow Trunk: Let's touchdown on that story. Piper: And I thought I had been puns.



Feb. 21, 2013, 1:52 p.m.

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//In precal, talking about angles Giles: What quadrant is 400 degrees in? Class: Quadrant one! Giles: 200 degrees? Class: Quadrant three! Robert: Still quadrant one! Giles: Apparently you hate degrees more than I do. Robert: Wait, I thought we were talking about ovens! //Class laughs //Class stops laughing //Robert continues laughing



Oct. 26, 2010, 11:14 p.m.

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Ms. Roberts: Let's try that again, low brass. Julian: You mean the LOAF brass? Kathryn: Just like your solo just now was a so-LOAF? I think that makes you Julian Loafton. //(his actual name is Lofton)