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March 21, 2023, 5:38 p.m.

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Uriel: So what's on the bar [exam]? Katz and Andy, almost simultaneously: Alcohol Katz: You have approached the very thing you swore to destroy. Hui: So which one of you is going to Blairbash that?



Jan. 5, 2023, 7:52 a.m.

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//Kayden is absent in 2nd Period Isaiah: Are you Kayden me?



Jan. 3, 2023, 5:23 p.m.

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Bramble: You will never have a return to school like I did one year in high school. Bramble: My maths teacher said to me, "at maths, you're just average". Bramble: And that was so mean.



May 27, 2022, 4:07 p.m.

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//various people talk about CAP Duval: I have some people in CAP in my classes. Katz: That's cap!



May 23, 2022, 6 p.m.

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//Kaluta visits Street's classroom where Analysis 1B is doing Calc R&E Kaluta: There's a limit to how much calculus you can do in a day. Schwartz: That joke sounds very derivative.



Jan. 27, 2022, 10:03 p.m.

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Schwartz: We leave the ln(x) alone -- e-x-cellent!



Dec. 15, 2021, 5:36 p.m.

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Roberts: I'm sus of the sus chords!



Nov. 18, 2021, 10:33 a.m.

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Schwartz: If f satistfies these conditions, then f is "integrable" on a to b. Schwartz: You might think this is related to something we learned about earlier. It is not! Schwartz: The similar names are from *sheer coincidence*! This is called "integrable" ... because it is integral to our study of calculus!



Oct. 14, 2021, 4:08 p.m.

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// discussing chemistry Duval: So: ionic, covalent, and ... Student: Low-risk government bonds.



Feb. 8, 2021, 4:26 p.m.

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// equation of the form log_a (expression) = log_a (other expression) Student: just chop off the logs Kirk: You can just chop off the logs. Which is exactly the pun I needed today. // after finding out pun was not intended Kirk: The best puns are accidental.