//various people talk about CAP Duval: I have some people in CAP in my classes. Katz: That's cap!
//Kaluta visits Street's classroom where Analysis 1B is doing Calc R&E Kaluta: There's a limit to how much calculus you can do in a day. Schwartz: That joke sounds very derivative.
Schwartz: We leave the ln(x) alone -- e-x-cellent!
Roberts: I'm sus of the sus chords!
Schwartz: If f satistfies these conditions, then f is "integrable" on a to b. Schwartz: You might think this is related to something we learned about earlier. It is not! Schwartz: The similar names are from *sheer coincidence*! This is called "integrable" ... because it is integral to our study of calculus!
// discussing chemistry Duval: So: ionic, covalent, and ... Student: Low-risk government bonds.
// equation of the form log_a (expression) = log_a (other expression) Student: just chop off the logs Kirk: You can just chop off the logs. Which is exactly the pun I needed today. // after finding out pun was not intended Kirk: The best puns are accidental.
//Ms.Duval is explaining sex-linked and autosomal traits Duval: So if the postal service is working it isn't sex linked! Class: What....? Is that a euphemism? Duval: Male carriers! If there are maaale carriers. It can't be sex linked.
//ADSA Gonzalez: We need a variable for our pizza maker method. Ethan: String cheese. Gonzalez: I don't think anything will top that.
Street: Do not cross the street. *pause* Street: He will hurt you.