//after Robert sat on a table that had sulfuric acid on it previously Ethan: Question. Geffen: Is Robert going to get a Darwin award? Yes. Almost certainly.
Robert: Pineapples cull the weak from our society.
Robert: A key that opens many doors, is a master key. A door that is opened by many keys, is fucking useless.
Nate: This is thermo Robert: Who teaches it? Nate: Jorgensen Robert (not knowing Jorgensen is behind him): That’s a made up word
//9th Period AI, discussing the meaning of intelligence Piper: How about this? What's not intelligent? *People look at Robert* Robert: Don't look at me!
Ms. Selman: //Something about porn coloring books Robert (jokingly): Ms. Selman, I don't know what that (porn) is. Can you explain? Ms. Selman: You can look it up Ms. Selman: I like coloring ...
Gabaree: Imagine if a malicious internet attack occurred during the PARCC Robert: Is that an invitation?
Mr. Pham: What's the first thing you touch in the morning? Robert: Mysel- Mr. Pham: The air! What were you going to say, your wife?
Robert: I don't need food, I just need Jacob
//During 9th period Manuel Khushboo: Silence is golden, duct tape is silver