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#987

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Nov. 25, 2009, 10:37 p.m.

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Hinkle: I have to do what? (Hinkle grabs his own head on both sides and agitatedly shakes it) FIX! BANKS!

#985

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Nov. 25, 2009, 10:34 p.m.

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Hinkle: This is my equation! (gestures frantically at huge MV=PQ on the overhead) If something's wrong in the economy, I gotta do what? Fix my equation! [...] M is for money supply, V is for velocity of money-- Student: Velocity of money? What's that supposed to mean? Hinkle: Imagine a Susan B. Anthony hitting you on the forehead. *reenacts*

#984

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Nov. 25, 2009, 10:32 p.m.

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Hinkle: I'm putting a hex on her, see? (vigorously waves pen) Well you know, the weird thing is, I had a professor at Ohio State who was actually a warlock. Students: ???

#825

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Nov. 8, 2009, 2:27 p.m.

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//concerning his Taiwanese college math professors Hinkle: Are they speaking English? I don't know. Maybe.

#824

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Nov. 8, 2009, 2:26 p.m.

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Hinkle: Guys, I could teach fifth grade math. I could handle that.

#823

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Nov. 8, 2009, 2:25 p.m.

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Hinkle: As soon as I started explaining [the rational expectations model] in period seven, about ten kids were shouting "wait a minute, people are stupid!"

#794

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Nov. 3, 2009, 10:29 a.m.

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Hinkle: Ladies and gentlemen in the back, let's have more econ work and less talkin' about sex, drugs, and rock n' roll.

#793

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Nov. 3, 2009, 9:57 a.m.

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Hinkle: You go, "ohmygod I really like that marijuana from California! I'm gonna ship some in."

#792

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Nov. 3, 2009, 9:56 a.m.

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//discussing economic theories Hinkle: So what's the conventional view? Do -- do nothin'! Have a good time, baby.

#775

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Oct. 28, 2009, 8:34 a.m.

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Hinkle (imitating student): Hinkle, teach! Teach math now! Hinkle: Uhh... that actually happened once. Should I say who it was? Ahh... well, it was an administrator lady -- not here -- at a little place called Eastern Middle School. 'You're a teacher, teachers teach, you go teach math!' Maybe if I had a Promethean board...