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#13324

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April 19, 2024, 12:23 p.m.

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//Wallops trip intertidal //A male and female crab were caught in a sieve box Veena: we should make them have sex! Everyone else: wtf Veena: what!? It’s mating season!

#13208

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March 16, 2024, 12:03 a.m.

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Jason Yao: So [Ziyad and I] are talking about oral copulation. Jason: And I say oral refers to mouth. Jason: Ziyad says, "Like in anime?" Jason: Anyways, what's sodomy?

#13114

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Feb. 22, 2024, 9:17 a.m.

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Ethan Hua: Hyundai hentai? Ethan: Car Sex? Ethan: show me that car sex.

#12694

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Dec. 8, 2023, 7:52 a.m.

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Sky: why is there a sex tag on blairbash Sky: people who are on blairbash have no sex anyways.

#12693

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Dec. 8, 2023, 7:44 a.m.

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Saanvi: stop making love to your computer!

#12480

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Nov. 8, 2023, 12:01 p.m.

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// fermi estimating the amount of sex offenders in the USA Andy Ying: if it's [10^]7 then we'd all have been touched by now.

#12366

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Oct. 20, 2023, 2:59 p.m.

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Jacobs: So the last time we were here, we were talking about sex. *Jacobs proceeds to show a picture of a phallic cactus*

#12149

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Sept. 19, 2023, 9:30 a.m.

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Leul: [sleeping with flight attendants] is something that Yongle would do. Yongle: i mean if they're hot...

#12095

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Sept. 11, 2023, 1:54 p.m.

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// Pd. 4 English 10, Mr. Cole is introducing the narrative about a significant event Cole: If your significant event is a birth of a sibling, you can skip [the "Why did it happen?" section]. Cole: We all know how people are made.

#12048

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Sept. 3, 2023, 7 p.m.

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Hadar: Who the hell is Nicolas Cage? Nikhita: Isn’t that the sex guy? Nikhita: Oh wait, that’s Genghis Khan