#11564

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Feb. 13, 2023, 1:27 p.m.

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Delaney: the doctor said “you’re doing it wrong” and I was like “pretty sure I’m not”

#5247

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Nov. 10, 2014, 1:29 p.m.

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Klein: If you think about it anatomically, it's pretty hard to get pregnant if the woman is behind you. Unless you're a really special person.

#4530

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May 3, 2013, 4:21 p.m.

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Rose: So today we're going to be learning about something I don't understand at all. Evan Kahn: Sex?

#4526

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April 30, 2013, 5:53 p.m.

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//Some teacher passes a group of Magnets in the hall Teacher: I get really nervous when I hear magnets talking about sex...

#4031

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March 13, 2012, 9:07 p.m.

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Rose: So say John doesn't know whether iguanas have sex standing up or lying down.

#3908

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Jan. 24, 2012, 6:51 p.m.

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//In Pundzak's class, discussing instances of being judged based on appearances. Jacob: I'm often objectified by women because of my sex appeal. I always have to be like; "Ladies! My eyes are up here!"

#3460

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June 11, 2011, 12:46 a.m.

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Theresa: That's the best I've ever felt about not having sex with a lobster.

#3055

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March 9, 2011, 8:10 p.m.

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Teacher: You want me to tell you a story? I'll tell you a story. A sex story? [Does creepy tongue-waving grin]

#2735

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Jan. 1, 2011, 4:50 p.m.

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//students are discussing dance Student 1 (male): [splits are weird and make me uncomfortable] Student 2 (female): Shut up. No guy should be complaining about a girl's ability to open her legs.

#2541

610

Nov. 16, 2010, 1:36 p.m.

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Rose: (muttering some mathematical gibberish) Janvi: SECKS!!! //class laughs, Rose continues talking, 2 min later looks at Janvi Rose: Wait. What'd you say?