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#5247

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Nov. 10, 2014, 1:29 p.m.

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Klein: If you think about it anatomically, it's pretty hard to get pregnant if the woman is behind you. Unless you're a really special person.

Discussing whether "She got behind him and away they did go" could be a sexual metaphor

sex, klein, english

#4530

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May 3, 2013, 4:21 p.m.

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Rose: So today we're going to be learning about something I don't understand at all. Evan Kahn: Sex?

#4526

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April 30, 2013, 5:53 p.m.

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//Some teacher passes a group of Magnets in the hall Teacher: I get really nervous when I hear magnets talking about sex...

#4031

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March 13, 2012, 9:07 p.m.

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Rose: So say John doesn't know whether iguanas have sex standing up or lying down.

Explaining the Possible Worlds Theory of Semantics, with what is clearly the best possible example.

sex, semantics, iguanas, rose

#3908

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Jan. 24, 2012, 6:51 p.m.

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//In Pundzak's class, discussing instances of being judged based on appearances. Jacob: I'm often objectified by women because of my sex appeal. I always have to be like; "Ladies! My eyes are up here!"

#3460

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June 11, 2011, 12:46 a.m.

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Theresa: That's the best I've ever felt about not having sex with a lobster.

#3055

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March 9, 2011, 8:10 p.m.

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Teacher: You want me to tell you a story? I'll tell you a story. A sex story? [Does creepy tongue-waving grin]

#2735

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Jan. 1, 2011, 4:50 p.m.

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//students are discussing dance Student 1 (male): [splits are weird and make me uncomfortable] Student 2 (female): Shut up. No guy should be complaining about a girl's ability to open her legs.

#2541

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Nov. 16, 2010, 1:36 p.m.

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Rose: (muttering some mathematical gibberish) Janvi: SECKS!!! //class laughs, Rose continues talking, 2 min later looks at Janvi Rose: Wait. What'd you say?

#2458

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Oct. 30, 2010, 2:46 p.m.

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//during the "who do you want to have sex with"... Whitacre: Okay, so the next one someone said was "Drake", let's get that up on the board... //one of the images is of Sir Francis Whitacre: See, Sir Francis Drake, he's hot!