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44

Oct. 20, 2009, 7:43 p.m.

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Student: Tasnia's at the nurse. Swaney: Tasnia's out smoking where?

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Oct. 15, 2009, 2:34 p.m.

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//talking about the European Union Swaney: Let each country run what they're good at. Germany can run the central bank. Great Britain can run the military -- not France. France can be in charge of food. And Italy. But Italy shouldn't be in charge of anything. The Spanish are in charge of parties, and the work week. And the Scandinavians are in charge of the general bureaucracy! *pauses* Is that politically correct? It's not racist -- they're all white!

#614

13

Oct. 11, 2009, 4:51 p.m.

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Swaney: Do you have food for the winners? Student: No. Swaney: Ready? *looks at class* //the class gives a collective “aww”

#613

22

Oct. 11, 2009, 4:51 p.m.

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Swaney: Any parties that have the word “nationalist” in it are the xenophobic hate mongerers.

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99

Oct. 11, 2009, 4:50 p.m.

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//Jacob takes a cough drop out of his pocket Swaney: I hope you have enough for everybody //Jacob takes a bag of cough drops out of his pocket Jacob: Okay, who wants a cough drop? //seven hands go up in the air

#611

-11

Oct. 11, 2009, 4:50 p.m.

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Swaney: I shouldn’t admit this, but I am because it’s been so long…

#546

57

Sept. 18, 2009, 1:52 p.m.

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//On political ideologies: Swaney: If you're conservative you have no heart, and if you're liberal you have no brain.

#534

88

Sept. 10, 2009, 9:46 p.m.

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Swaney: I still associate marimba music with coups d'état.

#533

33

Sept. 10, 2009, 9:46 p.m.

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Swaney: Why do people have such strong opinions about health care? I just got into a fight with Schafer, Stein, and Donaldson about this. Actually, Donaldson, Stein, and I just got into a fight with Schafer. And those of you who know them will understand why.

#516

88

Sept. 4, 2009, 2:49 p.m.

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Swaney: Russians love defenestration.