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#5480

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May 6, 2015, 7:53 p.m.

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//In Origins, we're sharing the Physics problems we made. Eric Cheung's turn. Donaldson: Eric, what is your problem about? Eric: There's an elephant in a box going down a ramp. Donaldson: Why an elephant? Eric: I just wanted an elephant. It's only 60 grams. //A few minutes later Eric: So, then the elephant goes around the loops. Donaldson: Why loops? You realize the loops don't affect the problem. Eric: I know, I just wanted a loop. So then there's another loop, then... Donaldson: Then four more loops? Eric: No. There are only three loops.

#5386

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Feb. 12, 2015, 10:53 a.m.

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Donaldson: can you make this bigger? And without Obama eating a child

#4612

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Oct. 8, 2013, 11:36 p.m.

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Donaldson: So let's say that Michael is driving Laura at 50 meters per second...and let's put Raymond in the middle of the street with them heading straight at him, for simplicity of math's sake.

#4189

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Sept. 7, 2012, 5:35 p.m.

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//M-E finds the word "batholith" excessively hilarious Donaldson: Guys, stop saying "batholith"; we don't want M-E to die.  M-E, if they keep bothering you, you can go to see your counselor...

#4089

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April 17, 2012, 11:15 a.m.

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//Before the tornado drill, Rose had been looking for where we go; Donaldson walks in. Donaldson: Hey, do you have that list of where we need to go? Rose: Yes, I actually just had it up. For once I am not clueless!

#4049

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March 19, 2012, 12:03 p.m.

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Donaldson: I was a virgin once.

In Origins of Science we were discussing ethical relativism, and the utilitarian aspects of sacrificing virgin women in the Aztec empire.

donaldson

#3883

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Jan. 9, 2012, 4:50 p.m.

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Alec: Sometimes when I stare at the sun...

#3760

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Nov. 7, 2011, 8:17 p.m.

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//ESS, 3rd period, Donaldson tells the class to go up to the front of the room //Hannah He's standing up in front of Jared who's sitting on the table Jared Lichtman: Hannah, you're too tall, can you please sit down? Hannah He: EEEEEEEE!!! (she starts jumping around happily and laughing) Hannah Tsai: Jared, you just made her day. Lily Durkee: Jared, I think you just made her life.

read all the last blairbash quotes about Hannah and her height

donaldson, hannah

#3738

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Nov. 2, 2011, 9:01 p.m.

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Donaldson: So the star's pulsating is constant. Sort of like a heartbeat. Well, except for fluctuations during exercise...or passion...

#3713

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Oct. 27, 2011, 8:19 p.m.

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Avikar: One Shift, Two Shift, Red Shift, Blue Shift. Mr Donaldson: Haha, some Dr. Zeus.