Ahrens: If you want a hint: it's the age you can drink. Ahrens: Legally!
Ahrens: Maybe [Student] won't take out the trash anymore Ahrens: That'd be one way to prevent him from breaking his kneecap
Ahrens: I love new babies Ahrens: They're the best Ahrens: I don't want to have any more babies Ahrens: But I like other people having babies
Ahrens: You don't fight a war by yourself Ahrens: You have to fight it with other people
Ahrens: One person was bringing diamonds, and another person was bringing a pineapple.
Ahrens: So how do we protect against voting fraud now? Ahrens: You may not know. Ahrens: That's okay -- because you're not necessarily voting ...