#8953

35

Jan. 28, 2021, 12:26 p.m.

Ahrens: If you want a hint: it's the age you can drink. Ahrens: Legally!

#8895

-66

Jan. 14, 2021, 11:19 a.m.

Ahrens: Maybe [Student] won't take out the trash anymore Ahrens: That'd be one way to prevent him from breaking his kneecap

77

Dec. 21, 2020, 12:19 p.m.

⚐ Report

Ahrens: I love new babies Ahrens: They're the best Ahrens: I don't want to have any more babies Ahrens: But I like other people having babies

02

Dec. 10, 2020, 11:35 a.m.

⚐ Report

Ahrens: You don't fight a war by yourself Ahrens: You have to fight it with other people

1010

Nov. 11, 2020, 11:18 a.m.

⚐ Report

Ahrens: One person was bringing diamonds, and another person was bringing a pineapple.

13

Oct. 22, 2020, 1:32 p.m.

⚐ Report

Ahrens: So how do we protect against voting fraud now? Ahrens: You may not know. Ahrens: That's okay -- because you're not necessarily voting ...