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Feb. 22, 2023, 6:32 p.m.

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Bosse: Make the font big enough that I don't need to use a microscope to read it. Alma: So, 14 points? 16? 20? Bosse: I'm old, but I'm not *that* old. Sudhish: Yet //later Bosse, digging thru drawer: Actually, I have -- not a microscope -- a magnifying glass -- which a student gave me once, when I told them I couldn't read their paper.



Feb. 9, 2021, 11:20 a.m.

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Street: Stop smiling, [Student 1]. Bad for your health. Street: Grumpy people live longer. Student 2: proven facts



Jan. 28, 2021, 12:26 p.m.

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Ahrens: If you want a hint: it's the age you can drink. Ahrens: Legally!



Jan. 26, 2021, 12:44 p.m.

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Street: So it's just more proof that Mr. Street is ancient. Street: When I was in school, we had to do our work on stone tablets. Student: Learned to write in cuneiform? Street: Yeah. Hieroglyphics.



Jan. 14, 2021, 3:59 p.m.

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Martinez: It's not like you're doing Algebra when you're five years old



Dec. 22, 2010, 8:09 a.m.

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Hammond: Reckson, I've got something to say to you about age! My father informed me yesterday that I am not turning 39-- Various: You're not?! Hammond: I am 21 with 18 years experience. Reckson: Well I got it right eventually! Hammond: After you guessed 59 and 47, yes!