#8988

59

Feb. 9, 2021, 11:20 a.m.

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Street: Stop smiling, [Student 1]. Bad for your health. Street: Grumpy people live longer. Student 2: proven facts

#8953

35

Jan. 28, 2021, 12:26 p.m.

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Ahrens: If you want a hint: it's the age you can drink. Ahrens: Legally!

#8937

26

Jan. 26, 2021, 12:44 p.m.

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Street: So it's just more proof that Mr. Street is ancient. Street: When I was in school, we had to do our work on stone tablets. Student: Learned to write in cuneiform? Street: Yeah. Hieroglyphics.

#8898

-24

Jan. 14, 2021, 3:59 p.m.

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Martinez: It's not like you're doing Algebra when you're five years old

#2713

55

Dec. 22, 2010, 8:09 a.m.

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Hammond: Reckson, I've got something to say to you about age! My father informed me yesterday that I am not turning 39-- Various: You're not?! Hammond: I am 21 with 18 years experience. Reckson: Well I got it right eventually! Hammond: After you guessed 59 and 47, yes!