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#8988
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⚐ ReportStreet: Stop smiling, [Student 1]. Bad for your health. Street: Grumpy people live longer. Student 2: proven facts
#8937
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⚐ ReportStreet: So it's just more proof that Mr. Street is ancient. Street: When I was in school, we had to do our work on stone tablets. Student: Learned to write in cuneiform? Street: Yeah. Hieroglyphics.
#2713
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⚐ ReportHammond: Reckson, I've got something to say to you about age! My father informed me yesterday that I am not turning 39-- Various: You're not?! Hammond: I am 21 with 18 years experience. Reckson: Well I got it right eventually! Hammond: After you guessed 59 and 47, yes!