// Bunday is subbing for Poli Stat when Pham walks in Bunday: Mr. Pham, do you have a pass to get here? Pham: Yeah. I have pass everywhere!
Bunday: My wife says that when I die, she'll kick me out in a hearse and right behind me she'll have U-Haul with all of my shit.
Bunday: And the doctor can see that on January 23rd you had a higher heart rate. Maybe you made love.
Bunday: You kids need an education!
Pham: You know Mr. Bunday? The old man with a beer?
Teacher (explaining Bunday's grading system): So let's say it's a 20 point assignment. He'd be like "This student got a 15, but he's smart, so I'll give him an 18. This student got a 12...well that ain't right, it's a 17 now. And this student got a 3, and...it's a 3."
// Bunday subs for Donaldson for a day... Bunday: All horse shit and no horse power huh?
//Bunday is in 345, writing on the board, while the real teacher sits back and watches Ostrander: You guys know I only pay one of the teachers in this building, right? Goodall: So what about all the other magnet teachers? Ostrander: You know what I mean.
Bunday: You know that hole in the wall in room 213? It has to do with Thermo.
Bunday: I was still in elementary school singing patriotic songs and making up stories about the Japanese.