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Oct. 24, 2018, 4:58 p.m.

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//Noah, Reynald, Ryan, and Steven satirizing plans to defeat ISIS Reynald: You know we can just like revive the Knights Templar Noah: Yeah! Let's turn "IS - IS" into "WAS - WAS"



March 13, 2018, 9:34 p.m.

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//Guang is lecturing in physics team Guang: So you would normally think that we move in two dimensions right, up down left right, north south... Noah: Woah Guang you talk like a physicist Guang: ? Noah: Like you say we can move and stuff Lillian: Are you saying we can't? //Guang proceeds to jump a few feet into the air Nicole: Oh look he's moving



Jan. 18, 2018, 10:52 a.m.

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Noah Singer: I had a nightmare last night that this monster told me ZFC was absolutely consistent. I killed it with a shopping cart.



Nov. 13, 2017, 7:08 p.m.

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//Period 4 Anal B //working on integration problems Noah: The thing I like about negative sign errors is that if I make two then they cancel out



June 29, 2017, 9:44 p.m.

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// In the middle of complex presentations, Noah is trying desperately to stall by asking questions Annie: And then you take the Laurent Series... Noah: Is the Laurent Series even defined there? Buddha: The lady doth protest too much methinks!



May 30, 2017, 3:17 p.m.

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Noah: This is some weird alt-right song Ryan: I know, don't you love it!?



May 23, 2017, 2:50 p.m.

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Ryan: Noah, find a good stripper Noah: Here's a good stripper



May 18, 2017, 8:44 p.m.

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Noah Singer: "TNYWR: The Number You Were Given"

During ARML practice. Schwartz: Blairbash it!

arml noah



March 15, 2017, 10:36 a.m.

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//Before school on a 2 hour delay, a number of Magnet students have Cuadrado and are scheduled to //give a presentation, but she also asked Steven Qu to play violin for the class. //In the hall, Steven pulls out and starts to practice violin //Steven didn't have the mute on Noah Singer: Steven!!! //Everyone laughs, Telon arrives confused //Justin Hung hands him a mute, Steven continues to practice //Justin and Steven talk about violin Telon: Ste-ven! Ste-ven! Steven: Shhhh I'm trying to NOT attract attention Rafi: What's the longest piece you know? Wensen: Like a 45 minute piece? Steven: This one's only 10 minutes



Jan. 30, 2017, 12:54 p.m.

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//Talking about evolution of ideas based on an analogy of sexual reproduction Shriyash: So when you retweet anything about Trump you're spreading the idea of Donald Trump. Noah: Stop reproducing with Donald Trump!!!