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Dec. 1, 2022, 2:35 p.m.

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//Fifa World Cup Noah: I'm half Congolese which used to be a Belgian colony so if I was on the team, I wouldn't have sold as hard as Lukaku did.



June 9, 2022, 11:11 a.m.

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Noah: My brain isn't braining right now!



June 7, 2022, 8:37 a.m.

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//Watching a video in bio Sophie Y: Woah! By 2100, there may be around 11.0 billion people! Noah: That's too many Sophies. I can't deal with that.



Dec. 20, 2018, 8:51 a.m.

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//Polistat, looking at an awful gerrymander Noah: According to Stephanopoulos and Mcghee, this is the ideal district. You may not like it, but this is what peak efficiency gap looks like.



Oct. 24, 2018, 4:58 p.m.

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//Noah, Reynald, Ryan, and Steven satirizing plans to defeat ISIS Reynald: You know we can just like revive the Knights Templar Noah: Yeah! Let's turn "IS - IS" into "WAS - WAS"



March 13, 2018, 9:34 p.m.

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//Guang is lecturing in physics team Guang: So you would normally think that we move in two dimensions right, up down left right, north south... Noah: Woah Guang you talk like a physicist Guang: ? Noah: Like you say we can move and stuff Lillian: Are you saying we can't? //Guang proceeds to jump a few feet into the air Nicole: Oh look he's moving



Jan. 18, 2018, 10:52 a.m.

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Noah Singer: I had a nightmare last night that this monster told me ZFC was absolutely consistent. I killed it with a shopping cart.



Nov. 13, 2017, 7:08 p.m.

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//Period 4 Anal B //working on integration problems Noah: The thing I like about negative sign errors is that if I make two then they cancel out



June 29, 2017, 9:44 p.m.

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// In the middle of complex presentations, Noah is trying desperately to stall by asking questions Annie: And then you take the Laurent Series... Noah: Is the Laurent Series even defined there? Buddha: The lady doth protest too much methinks!



May 30, 2017, 3:17 p.m.

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Noah: This is some weird alt-right song Ryan: I know, don't you love it!?