//chaotic schwartz anthology, march 4 "How absurd it would be for us to suggest that Infinitus and Captain Zero work together. They are totally opposed in every way!" "The mortal will be a mere speedbump in the life of Captain Zero!" "Let's think about how this can cause all hell to break loose." "I was told that to pronounce French words, you just open your mouth and don't close it." "You don't have to have a PhD in math to write a textbook." "We have applied L'Hopital's rule. We can now evaluate our integral." "Example 5! It's after Example 7."
Esther: the red velvet represents bloodshed
//Sambuddha, Jamie, Pratik, Kusal, and a whole bunch of males Schwartz: What should we name x? Sambuddha (joined in by others): EEEEEEEEESHAN // Eshan smiles coyly Schwartz: Alright, we'll call it Eeeeeshan (writes "Eeeeeeshan" on the board"). No more classmates though. How about x^-2? Jesse (joined in by others) Shane!
//Alex Woo draws PSY from Gangnam Style as Captain Zero for Analysis 1B. Stein is presenting everyone's artwork and holds Alex's up. Stein: So here we have Alex Woo's nice picture... //He stares at it for a few seconds Stein: ...Alex, did you draw Kim Jong Il?
//discussing photons Schafer: So we've got this crazy thing going on with momentum. We've got zero mass, but the acceleration could be, say, infinity. And then we've got this stuff going on...BAM BAM BAM! We've got some Captain Zero and Infinitus... Student: Isn't that Stein's thing? Schafer: Yes it is. I steal all my best stuff from Stein.
//While teaching L'Hopital's Rule Stein: What is ln(x)? Well, it's actually the dark side of Infinitus's soul.
//staring at Kris's computer drawn picture of Infinitus Stein: Wow... wow..... I would leave my wife for this guy!