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#11378
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⚐ ReportIn Mr. Seat's class, students are supposed to pretend to be members of different social classes during the French Revolution. Alex J is assigned clergy. Alex (reading from his computer): Car Dieu a tant aimé le monde qu'il a donné son Fils unique, afin que quiconque croit en lui ne périsse point, mais qu'il ait la vie éternelle. Cheering from the class Mr Seat: What does that mean? Alex: For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only son that whoever believes in him shall have eternal life. Some cheering from the class Mr Seat: Okay... but what do you think about the taxation?
#11119
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⚐ ReportNiklas: [Alex Liu] needs to know when he's ovulating. All I know is that he ovulates a lot. Alex: I think you're projecting, Niklas.
#11085
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⚐ ReportAlex Liu: Jerry did you go trick-or-treating? Jerry Song: My brother did and I stole his candy. He's 3 years younger than me. Alex: Oh, so he's 7!
#10968
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⚐ Report//Mr. Rose is showing Alex Joseph a math thing. Mr. Rose: I actually posted this on twitter like a year ago. If you just-- Alex: I don't have twitter. Mr. Rose: Don't have twitter. That's like saying "I don't have wikipedia".
#10906
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⚐ Report3rd pd Kaluta, Jeremy and Alex S are pushing on a beam to demonstrate tension and compression Kaluta: Can't you just see the imaginary arrows pointing out of, what's your name again? Alex: I'm Alex Kaluta: Of course you are, just like everyone else in this class.
#10898
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: Bad Alex, very naughty! Alex Liu: Jerry, your head is very smooth, especially on the inside!
#10497
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⚐ ReportAlex: So we could rewrite that fraction as csc^2(x), and then we could rewrite that with a Taylor series ... Schwartz: Rewrite it with a WHAT? I don't understand the words you're saying ... Schwartz: Tay-- Tay-- Taylor series? What's that?
#10432
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⚐ Report// Jeremy and Alex J. walk into Duval's class Duval: Is everyone done with their quiz? *Class nods in affirmation* Dvual: Alright class, interrogate him.
#10154
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⚐ ReportDuval: We're going to be karyotyping. Alex: That's racist. Duval: How is that racist? Alex: Oh, karyotyping not stereotyping, it's less racist. Duval: So it's less racist but still a little racist. How?