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Feb. 8, 2024, 7:13 a.m.

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Alex: I’m every -ist except racist



Jan. 18, 2024, 7:49 a.m.

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Alex Zhao: I was blasting "Illegals in my Yard" for an hour.



Dec. 11, 2023, 11:17 a.m.

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Alex: Only in Ohio Schafer: Is this as funny as rizz? Alex: This is a gen alpha meme



Oct. 23, 2023, 3:26 p.m.

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Alex Zhao: Do you enjoy fingering A minor? Cooper: no



Oct. 13, 2023, 10:26 a.m.

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Alex Liu: Hey, you want an internship with my uncle? Alex: It's at the bioweapons lab in Beichaoxian.

beichaoxian -> north korea in Chinese




June 13, 2023, 9:59 p.m.

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Cooper: Who was that one asian violinist that was really good Cooper: His name was like three parts Alex: idk Cooper: Oh yeah, Yo Yo Ma! Alex: ...



June 5, 2023, 4:22 p.m.

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Stein: Do teenagers in different cities drink soda at different rates? Joseph: In southern cities, they don't drink any soda. They drink pop.



May 11, 2023, 2:12 p.m.

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// SRP Proposal presentations Alex Joseph: I apologize if this is incomplete and unpolished, because I made it 30 minutes ago.



April 18, 2023, 8:46 p.m.

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Katz: What's the official spelling of "Checkmeister"? Stein: Check -- and ... Joseph: "Check" with a K or "cheque" with a Q? Stein: Neither. //Stein goes to board, writes "✓meister"



Feb. 22, 2023, 9:35 p.m.

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//In Discrete, after Kelin explains something Mr. Rose: Wait what? Do you guys understand this? //A few nods from the class Rose: Alex, dumb this down for me //Alex starts signing Rose: Oh, you're not talking today. Never mind. //later, Rose is still trying to understand it //Alex runs up to the board and starts gesturing Rose: No, sit back down. What were you going to do, just point and grunt? Rose: Actually, maybe that would have been helpful...

Mr. Rose gets like this every time Kelin says something //mod note: to be fair, anytime Kelin says something, we need a Kelin-to-English translator

kelin, rose, alex, discrete