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Jan. 4, 2023, 5:45 p.m.

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In Mr. Seat's class, students are supposed to pretend to be members of different social classes during the French Revolution. Alex J is assigned clergy. Alex (reading from his computer): Car Dieu a tant aimé le monde qu'il a donné son Fils unique, afin que quiconque croit en lui ne périsse point, mais qu'il ait la vie éternelle. Cheering from the class Mr Seat: What does that mean? Alex: For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only son that whoever believes in him shall have eternal life. Some cheering from the class Mr Seat: Okay... but what do you think about the taxation?



Nov. 9, 2022, 1:36 p.m.

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Niklas: [Alex Liu] needs to know when he's ovulating. All I know is that he ovulates a lot. Alex: I think you're projecting, Niklas.



Nov. 1, 2022, 9:33 a.m.

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Alex Liu: Jerry did you go trick-or-treating? Jerry Song: My brother did and I stole his candy. He's 3 years younger than me. Alex: Oh, so he's 7!



Oct. 13, 2022, 9:48 a.m.

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//Mr. Rose is showing Alex Joseph a math thing. Mr. Rose: I actually posted this on twitter like a year ago. If you just-- Alex: I don't have twitter. Mr. Rose: Don't have twitter. That's like saying "I don't have wikipedia".



Oct. 2, 2022, 12:45 p.m.

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3rd pd Kaluta, Jeremy and Alex S are pushing on a beam to demonstrate tension and compression Kaluta: Can't you just see the imaginary arrows pointing out of, what's your name again? Alex: I'm Alex Kaluta: Of course you are, just like everyone else in this class.



Sept. 30, 2022, 9:02 a.m.

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Alex Liu: Is benzene a molecule? Alex Liu: Is it on the elemental table?



Sept. 30, 2022, 8:46 a.m.

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Jerry Song: Bad Alex, very naughty! Alex Liu: Jerry, your head is very smooth, especially on the inside!



April 26, 2022, 5:48 p.m.

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Alex: So we could rewrite that fraction as csc^2(x), and then we could rewrite that with a Taylor series ... Schwartz: Rewrite it with a WHAT? I don't understand the words you're saying ... Schwartz: Tay-- Tay-- Taylor series? What's that?



April 8, 2022, 1:11 p.m.

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// Jeremy and Alex J. walk into Duval's class Duval: Is everyone done with their quiz? *Class nods in affirmation* Dvual: Alright class, interrogate him.



March 4, 2022, 1:53 p.m.

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Duval: We're going to be karyotyping. Alex: That's racist. Duval: How is that racist? Alex: Oh, karyotyping not stereotyping, it's less racist. Duval: So it's less racist but still a little racist. How?