Cirincione: Complicated systems are inherently... complex
//Comp Gov, discussing Labour Party in UK Christina, in chat: Corbyn is also antisemitic Ash, in chat: antisemitism is cool, as we all know please quote me on this
//7th period cogo, talking about coronavirus break Matt: Now would be a great time to get a gun.
//7th comparative government Cirincione: It's not the end of the world. Just the end of civilization.
Cirincione: Isn't it cool to drop bombs on a vaguely Middle Eastern city?
Cirincione: If you're a closet Comic Sans fan, it's okay.
//Discussing IMF head Christine Lagarde (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christine_Lagarde) Swaney: She's a handsome woman, isn't she? Kind of reminds me of a female George Clooney.
//Class has been interrupted by InToneNation; returning to student presentation Swaney: Guess what? Presenter: What? Swaney: Chicken butt! This is what happens to me when I don't drink coffee.
//In Comp Gov Tom: Hey, wanna hear a joke? Bynum: Sure. Tom: So a polar bear walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a beer. //Class laughs reluctantly Bynum: ...okay, cool. //Bynum goes on teaching for 5 minutes. //Tom raises his hand. Bynum: Tom? Tom: And then the bear orders some nuts, and the bartender says, "Hey why the long pause?" And the polar bear says "I'm a beeeeeeaaaar!"
// Swaney pours generous dollop from a tall bottle into his coffee. Student: Ummm... what was that? Swaney: Vodka! I gotta get through the day *some*how!