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#8884

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Jan. 12, 2021, 11:45 a.m.

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Street: Time for some learning // student looks tired Street: [Student] looks *ecstatic* Street: [Student], I think you need some caffeine // a bit later Street: I saw a sign at a coffee shop that said, "Caffeine is a drug. A warm, delicious drug."

#8667

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Oct. 16, 2020, 2:09 p.m.

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Piper: If you give me a coffee cup, it'll make me want to go to Starbucks. Piper: And since I can't exactly go to Starbucks in the middle of class, doing it is cruel and inhuman. Piper: If you do, I will remember it when designing the next quiz... mwhahaha...

#6760

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Oct. 12, 2017, 7:41 a.m.

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(Talking about coffee) Piper: It's my drug of choice. *pause* Well, one of them. (Silence from the class) Piper: Not to imply that the others are drugs.

#4770

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Feb. 19, 2014, 10:33 p.m.

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//Class has been interrupted by InToneNation; returning to student presentation Swaney: Guess what? Presenter: What? Swaney: Chicken butt! This is what happens to me when I don't drink coffee.

#3873

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Jan. 3, 2012, 8:07 p.m.

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//During Pd. 1 English Gibboney Gibboney: Hey guys, so my new year's resolution this year is to get off of coffee, so if I'm a little crazier than usual today, it's because of the coffee. Carson: Oh no, don't try getting off of coffee. Gibboney: Why? Carson: The last time my mom tried getting off of coffee, she punched our kitchen door and it broke.

#2995

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Feb. 24, 2011, 10:56 p.m.

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//After explaining a scenario where Schafer and his wife are drinking coffee and milk at breakfast respectively Schafer: So I take my coffee and, because we're so mature, I put a teaspoon of coffee in her milk and go *makes :P face and rude noise* Schafer: Then, my wife takes a teaspoon of her tainted milk and puts it in my coffee. Student: That's ALL she does? Pierce: Yes, because she's a woman. ... They're above that.