Street: Time for some learning // student looks tired Street: [Student] looks *ecstatic* Street: [Student], I think you need some caffeine // a bit later Street: I saw a sign at a coffee shop that said, "Caffeine is a drug. A warm, delicious drug."
Piper: If you give me a coffee cup, it'll make me want to go to Starbucks. Piper: And since I can't exactly go to Starbucks in the middle of class, doing it is cruel and inhuman. Piper: If you do, I will remember it when designing the next quiz... mwhahaha...
(Talking about coffee) Piper: It's my drug of choice. *pause* Well, one of them. (Silence from the class) Piper: Not to imply that the others are drugs.
//Class has been interrupted by InToneNation; returning to student presentation Swaney: Guess what? Presenter: What? Swaney: Chicken butt! This is what happens to me when I don't drink coffee.
//During Pd. 1 English Gibboney Gibboney: Hey guys, so my new year's resolution this year is to get off of coffee, so if I'm a little crazier than usual today, it's because of the coffee. Carson: Oh no, don't try getting off of coffee. Gibboney: Why? Carson: The last time my mom tried getting off of coffee, she punched our kitchen door and it broke.
//After explaining a scenario where Schafer and his wife are drinking coffee and milk at breakfast respectively Schafer: So I take my coffee and, because we're so mature, I put a teaspoon of coffee in her milk and go *makes :P face and rude noise* Schafer: Then, my wife takes a teaspoon of her tainted milk and puts it in my coffee. Student: That's ALL she does? Pierce: Yes, because she's a woman. ... They're above that.