Jerry Song: Objection! Ace: Ace attorney objection! Ace: Wait, me attorney!
// Ace and Jerry Song are solving a mathphys integral Stein(to Ace and Jerry): Stop doing math. Stein: What are you even trying to do? Jerry: Statistics! Finding the arc length of the normal distribution!
Andy: What's the little statue they put on gothic cathedrals called? Ace: Gargoyles? Andy: Well why don't you gargoyle on deez nuts?!
Ace: Children are a big mistake!
// Talking about science fair Andy: It's a bullshit farce that everyone agrees has value. Ace: Just like money!
// Quizbowl practice Ace: Who was Oedipus's son? Henry Merrill: His brother.
Ace: Fredrich Engels was Karl Marx's sugar daddy.
// Jerry Song may or not be sick Andy: Every time Jerry is taking a test, he starts sniffling like crazy. Ace: Maybe he's just addicted to testing.
Andy, pulling cat hair off Ace's hoodie: heh fursuit
Ace: Rose talks really loudly to keep the class awake which makes me fall asleep faster.