#13273

911

April 8, 2024, 1:26 p.m.

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Jerry Song: Inside of you there are two seniors. Jerry(pointing to Ace): The voice of reason... Jerry: And Andy Ying!

#13254

77

April 3, 2024, 1:34 p.m.

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Hart: Where do you get sketchy pennies no longer used in circulation? Ace: The fed? The coinery?

#13061

55

Feb. 14, 2024, 2:06 p.m.

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Ace: Wolverine could make bank by selling his organs.

#12977

99

Feb. 3, 2024, 6:37 p.m.

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Jerry Song: Let's give Ace sunglasses and call them "the Ace of shades"

#12853

1212

Jan. 18, 2024, 7:52 a.m.

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// Delaney is back after being gone for a couple days Ace: You know the saying “An apple a day keeps the doctor away?” Ace: I wonder if that also applies to Delaney. Delaney: My profile is listed as “Dr. Delaney, MD” because I live in Maryland. Delaney: One time I got a job offer as an anesthesiologist in Texas, with a starting salary of $550,000. Delaney: I really wanted to say “I’ll need at least 1 million before I move to Texas”.

#12806

15

Dec. 26, 2023, 3:53 p.m.

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Ace: Can I have a handful of deez nuts? Jerry Song: I would indulge myself in deez nuts if I brought water. Jerry: I need water to swallow deez nuts.

#12805

26

Dec. 26, 2023, 2:40 p.m.

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Ace: I like the taste of coffee. Ace: It's bitter, just like the inside of my soul!

#12450

88

Nov. 3, 2023, 3:10 p.m.

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Jerry Song: Objection! Ace: Ace attorney objection! Ace: Wait, me attorney!

#12099

55

Sept. 12, 2023, 7:49 a.m.

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// Ace and Jerry Song are solving a mathphys integral Stein(to Ace and Jerry): Stop doing math. Stein: What are you even trying to do? Jerry: Statistics! Finding the arc length of the normal distribution!

#11778

-931

April 21, 2023, 7:56 p.m.

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Andy: What's the little statue they put on gothic cathedrals called? Ace: Gargoyles? Andy: Well why don't you gargoyle on deez nuts?!