Search Quotes 



Dec. 1, 2022, 10:30 a.m.

⚐ Report
Smolen: Was Mendelssohn schizophrenic? Ace: No he was just depressed. Smolen: So he was a sad boi!



Dec. 1, 2022, 8:53 a.m.

⚐ Report
Jerry Song: If you have ground nails, as in iron nails, mixed with soy sauce base, that's vegan. Andy: Not if someone stepped on the nail. Ace: Well in that case that's just cannibalism. Andy: I'm pretty sure that doesn't count as vegan... Ace: No, I don't think so.



Dec. 1, 2022, 8:48 a.m.

⚐ Report
Jerry Song: When you hear the word crystal, what's the first thing that comes to mind? Ace: *hums the "Better Call Saul" theme*



Nov. 11, 2022, 9:19 a.m.

⚐ Report
Jerry Song: In an alternate universe, I would go to RM. Ace: It’s not too late Jerry. Jerry: I refuse to do the dark arts.



Nov. 2, 2022, 7:57 a.m.

⚐ Report
Jerry Song: Let's do an experiment where we assign half the class to read the textbook and the other half doesn't read. Andy: But how do we blind it? Jerry Song: We give one group the normal textbook, and we give another group a very similar textbook that doesn't cover anything on the quiz. Ace: But that's not any different from the textbook we are already reading!



Nov. 1, 2022, 10:31 a.m.

⚐ Report
Stein: Is Ace's answer correct? Class: Yes. Stein: Then why did I erase it? Victor: Because of Jerry Song!



Oct. 31, 2022, 9:14 a.m.

⚐ Report
// Discussing Putin Jerry Song: Is it pyu-tin or poo-tin? Ace: Pp.



Oct. 4, 2022, 3:11 p.m.

⚐ Report
//pd9 fot Katie: It's like how in video games things go from perfectly fine to completely broken instantly Ace: That's me



Sept. 19, 2022, 9:35 a.m.

⚐ Report
// Talk like a pirate day Stein: You guys are the lamest group. Jerry Song: We all have scurvy. // Later Ace: Who gets all their movies for free? Ace: Pirates.



Sept. 19, 2022, 8:41 a.m.

⚐ Report
//International Talk Like a Pirate Day, Schwartz is trying to make an example problem. Schwartz: Give me a port! *students shout responses* Baltimore! Schwartz: Give me another port! *students shout responses* Salt Lake City..? Schwartz: We be travelin' from the port of Baltimore to the Great City on the Salt Lake on our airship! Ace: Sorcery! Schwartz: Sorcery, indeed.