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#12450

77

Nov. 3, 2023, 3:10 p.m.

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Jerry Song: Objection! Ace: Ace attorney objection! Ace: Wait, me attorney!

#12099

44

Sept. 12, 2023, 7:49 a.m.

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// Ace and Jerry Song are solving a mathphys integral Stein(to Ace and Jerry): Stop doing math. Stein: What are you even trying to do? Jerry: Statistics! Finding the arc length of the normal distribution!

#11778

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April 21, 2023, 7:56 p.m.

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Andy: What's the little statue they put on gothic cathedrals called? Ace: Gargoyles? Andy: Well why don't you gargoyle on deez nuts?!

#11716

1315

March 28, 2023, 12:13 p.m.

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Ace: Children are a big mistake!

children in the dark make mistakes, mistakes in the dark make children

ace

#11670

1313

March 11, 2023, 1:08 p.m.

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// Talking about science fair Andy: It's a bullshit farce that everyone agrees has value. Ace: Just like money!

#11618

1616

Feb. 28, 2023, 6:40 p.m.

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// Quizbowl practice Ace: Who was Oedipus's son? Henry Merrill: His brother.

#11510

48

Feb. 5, 2023, 11:10 a.m.

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Ace: Fredrich Engels was Karl Marx's sugar daddy.

#11437

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Jan. 18, 2023, 8:26 a.m.

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// Jerry Song may or not be sick Andy: Every time Jerry is taking a test, he starts sniffling like crazy. Ace: Maybe he's just addicted to testing.

#11344

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Dec. 20, 2022, 4:31 p.m.

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Andy, pulling cat hair off Ace's hoodie: heh fursuit

"fursuits have synthetic hair" - ace

andy, ace

#11319

2020

Dec. 14, 2022, 9:38 a.m.

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Ace: Rose talks really loudly to keep the class awake which makes me fall asleep faster.