//Block B Chem, discussing the tissue paper hot air balloon lab.
Elliot: Wait, isn't tissue paper flammable?
Pham: *smiling* Of course! You light, it burn all up!
Elliot: So why would we use flames to...?
Pham: Cause it fun to watch when you fail! Guy, you don't know me well yet.
//Talking about the write-up for a lab. We have only two pieces of data, making a pretty useless linear graph.
Student: There's no point in doing a graph.
Duval: Actually, there's two points to doing a graph.
Pham: Today we do determination of chloride. Did you look it up already?
Pham: In the back of the book!
Student: But last class you didn't tell us what lab to look up.
Pham: It doesn't! You need to learn how looking it up in the book! [...] They have plenty of it in here. A lot of procedure how to do it.
Student: ...so how are we supposed to to the lab?
Pham: Uhhhh, let me put it this way: it on page A35.