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Sept. 2, 2025, 11:15 a.m.

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Chaotic Rose Anthology 29.08.2025: "The more packets you get, the more your teachers love you. ... It's just like Christmas!" "I'm not sure what [my wife] does all day, but they pay her loads of money, so it's probably evil. That's typically how that works." "The Second Amendment says you can just run around with a machine gun or whatever." "Let's talk about him because he's not here." "Nate's been to school and his brain has been corrupted." "Aww, my first sleeper of 2025-26."

#13116

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Feb. 22, 2024, 12:08 p.m.

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Delaney: If I cut myself no one cares Delaney: If I or Mr. Lodal cuts ourselves no one cares. //later Delaney: If I cut myself it's my fault Delaney: If you cut yourself it's my fault Delaney: so i might as well be bleeding

#12809

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Jan. 3, 2024, 1:11 p.m.

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Yongle: hey siri do polar bears hibernate Siri: calling Nate Bingenheimer...

#12262

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Oct. 5, 2023, 3:33 p.m.

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Nate: No, Boston is in Connecticut!

#8347

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Oct. 14, 2019, 11:28 a.m.

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//Kaluta’s room at lunch Kaluta: Okay who wants a beatdown with gluesticks? <Smacks Nate on the head with gluesticks, walks away>

#7606

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Sept. 21, 2018, 1:22 p.m.

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Stein: That's not how you spell Fruit Loops