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Jan. 2, 2018, 9:42 a.m.

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Piper: Did you know that the logic puzzle solver was due today? Elijah: Yes. Piper: So did you do it? Elijah: No.



March 24, 2017, 1:27 p.m.

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//Latin quiz... Dexter: Can we use dictionaries? Johnson: No. Elijah: *pulls out wallet and hands Johnson money* can I go get a dictionary? Johnson: In the cabinet, top shelf.



Dec. 24, 2016, 3:04 p.m.

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//Latin 2 and 3 class Elijah: The classroom is run exactly like the Roman empire. Mr. Johnson is a consul, and I'm the emperor. Everyone thinks that Mr. Johnson's in charge, but I'm the one that actually has all of the power.



Jan. 5, 2016, 11:33 a.m.

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//Period 5 Hon English 10 //Tony throwing around ceramics piece //Piece falls and smashes on the floor Tony: Oh shit! (class starts laughing) Dr. Smith: What was that? Tony: Oh just a ceramics piece, I'll clean it up, do you have like a bag? (class laughs) Dr. Smith: Go get the trash can and clean it up. //Tony goes to get trash can Elijah: Hey Tony, you know how we tell you every day that you're stupid? Yeah you're stupid. Dr. Smith: I wouldn't say stupid. Just awkward. (class laughs)