// Discussing blairbash Student 1: I bet blairbash submissions aren't actually real. // Student 2 jumps out of window, does a backflip, and lands on Ms. Johnson's car.
//2021 Graduation Johnson: This class has been passionate about activism and socialism.
//Latin quiz... Dexter: Can we use dictionaries? Johnson: No. Elijah: *pulls out wallet and hands Johnson money* can I go get a dictionary? Johnson: In the cabinet, top shelf.
//Latin 2 and 3 class Elijah: The classroom is run exactly like the Roman empire. Mr. Johnson is a consul, and I'm the emperor. Everyone thinks that Mr. Johnson's in charge, but I'm the one that actually has all of the power.
//Latin one class, Caitlin has won a trophy in the most recent Certamen, but hasn’t turned it in Johnson: TURN IN THE TROPHY! I BET YOU HAVE IT SITTING ON THE MANTLE AND YOU DO YOUR HOMEWORK NEXT TO IT WHILE YOU SAY HAPPILY “I’M A CHAMPION!” //Sebastien sneezes in the corner of the room Johnson: YOU’RE THE REASON EVERYONE IN THE CLASS IS SICK! IF YOU WOULD ONLY TURN IN THAT TROPHY! ANDREW’S SICK, SEBASTIEN’S SICK, SALOMATU’S SICK, EVERYONE’S SICK! HENRY’S GONNA GET SICK! BRITNEY’S SICK! BRITNEY, ARE YOU SICK??? Britney: I’m not sick. JOHNSON: THEN YOU’RE GONNA GET SICK! [continues to yell at Caitlin for the rest of class]
//During senior unity day //Mrs. Johnson goes to table full of magnets Johnson: Let's go dance! Magnets: Dance? //Mrs Johnson goes to another part of the table Johnson: Who wants to come dancing? Magnets: Dancing? Johnson: Who wants to do math problems? Magnets: MATH!!!!!
Student (to Mr. Johnson during class): "Mr Johnson, with all due respect, are you on crack?"