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Aug. 31, 2023, 4:10 p.m.

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Rose: "If you wash the dishes, I'll give you a cookie." This is what a parent might say -- I'm a parent. Rose, later: This is a good way of parenting -- bribery. Rose, later: What if he doesn't wash the dishes, but I give him a cookie anyway? This is 21st-century parenting.



Dec. 7, 2022, 9:33 a.m.

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Smolen: You guys should sign up for orchestra next year. Smolen: Why? Because orchestra is fun. Smolen: I'm fun. Smolen: And we're going to Disneyworld next year!



Feb. 25, 2022, 4 p.m.

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Delaney: How many of you have math tests today? //many students raise hand Delaney: Here's the deal -- does anyone want to make a deal with me? Delaney: Here's a blank check ...



Jan. 13, 2022, 1:14 p.m.

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Lodal: I see that you guys in the back, Andy, Jerry, your pictures aren't updated. Lodal: Did you guys bribe them to not put your pictures in there? Jsong: Yes. Lodal: That's money well spent!



Jan. 12, 2021, 11:51 a.m.

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Street: Make your checks out to Mr. Street's Caribbean Vacation Fund, and then I might change your grade based on how much you give Street: That's a joke Street: Don't go telling your parents I'm trying to get bribes



March 24, 2017, 1:27 p.m.

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//Latin quiz... Dexter: Can we use dictionaries? Johnson: No. Elijah: *pulls out wallet and hands Johnson money* can I go get a dictionary? Johnson: In the cabinet, top shelf.