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#13346

35

April 30, 2024, 11:40 a.m.

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Leo: Ooh, fingers! Jason Yao: Oh, fuck you! (proceeds to throw an orange wrapped in tin foil at Eric Shi)

#13338

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April 26, 2024, 7:34 a.m.

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Eric: What is 2 in french? Jason: Deux Eric: What is 3 in french? Jason: Trois Eric: What is 1 in french? Jason: Quatre. ??????

#13319

55

April 17, 2024, 6:47 p.m.

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eric shi: real👍

#13232

2022

March 22, 2024, 7:35 a.m.

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Eric Shi: do you like fascism or communism? Jason Yao: both Jason: Anyways what is sodomy, like actually?

#13188

99

March 13, 2024, 11:34 a.m.

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Eric Shi: There’s Gerald Lu! Eric Shi: We’re gonna invade his ass

#13074

59

Feb. 15, 2024, 11:08 a.m.

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Jason Yao: (sees water bottle) Fuck. *starts hyperventilating* Eric Shi: (slowly raises an L sign)

#12605

1010

Nov. 29, 2023, 12:01 p.m.

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Leo: Eric, are you sweating protobowl? Eric Shi: (shakes head vigorously). Leo: ...ok. //later Eric: (punches his chromebook screen) Leo: Are you sure you're not sweating protobowl? Eric: (shakes head vigorously)

#12584

1115

Nov. 28, 2023, 11:29 a.m.

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//slowly splits apart a plum, a manic grin spreading across his face ZIyad (holding the two separate halves): It's the derivative... Eric Shi: What are you on??? Ziyad: No, no, it's related rates! If you take the fruit out and put juice in, the rate of the ball is changing and you can find the volume using... (gasps) dV/dt!!!!! :O

#12428

111

Oct. 31, 2023, 11:44 a.m.

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Eric Shi: Dear "The Skibidi Ohio Rizzler", I have been notified that you are in fact a scaley and have connections with velociraptors. THAT IS MY SCALESONA. GO AWAY.

#12092

410

Sept. 11, 2023, 9:28 a.m.

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Eric Shi: Don't tell the freshmen about blairbash Eric: or else they will get chronic blairbashing disease