//Jason showing Mara some bright yellow yarn Duval, from across the room: Jason, I love that color. Duval: Why are you giving that to Mara? Jason: I wasn't. She was just saying that she didn't like the color. Duval: What? Why don't you like the color, Mara? Jeremy: I don't like that color either. Duval: But Jeremy, that's the color of cheese. (Jeremy has existential crisis)
// After school in FOT Jason (holding thermometer): Degrees or radians? Kaluta: HA-HA-HA-HA Jason: No, I meant the other thing
JasAn: I simp for Morris Kline
// Last day of Modeling the Future, Aditya, Jason, and John are speaking with each other while losing their minds Aditya: So if our team was on a desert island, who would survive? Jason: Well, Phillip has a yacht so he probably would just escape on that, and Dhruv will probably figure out how to build a helicopter. John: He might rescue us with it, but I'd make a dn joke and he'd leave us. Aditya: So us three would just be stuck on the desert island. // Cut to 10:30 pm, the paper is due at 3 am, Dhruv and Phillip have left Jason: Wait a minute guys... don't you realize what's happening? The other two have escaped and we're stuck on this stupid desert island finishing our paper!
John: "Claudius and Hamlet" Jason: "That's kinda romantic"
//In ESS Yifan: Something seems wrong...oh! The light is on! Jason: I see the light!
Jason Ma: Mr. Schafer, do you go to church? Mr. Schafer: Umm... Jason Ma: Mr. Schafer, DID YOU HAVE A FATHER?! //Mr. Schafer and the class stare at Jason
//In Study Hall before presenting for SRP Richard: Guess who still hasn't printed out his poster? This guy! Jason: How did you still get an A in SRP? Richard: I guess I was just too high...
Jason: If you went to hell, would you be able to use lots of geothermal? Thomas: No, there's no cold reservoir. Jason: Oh, they thought of everything!
Evan: I'm so hungry. Jason: You could drink that bottle of starch solution.. Evan: It would be sort of like eating a potato. Jason: Drinking a potato. Samantha: That's what the Irish do. Evan: The Russians, actually.