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⚐ Report// Quizbowl practice, responding to question Jason (to Gugan): Cannibalism? Mr. Hammond: Are you answering or discussing whether to do it to each other?
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⚐ ReportWilliam Zhang: give me the child predator William: I NEED IT William: GIVE ME THE CHILD PREDATOR
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⚐ ReportEric Shi: You weren't watching! Jason Yao: I was watching more than you! Did you see God? Eric: No shit I saw God! Jason: Did you see the cow? Eric: Of course I saw the cow! Did you see the guy? Jason: ...no? Eric: How could you? The guy is so important! Jason: They look the fucking same! I can't tell them apart! Eric: (gasps audibly) That's racist.
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⚐ ReportLeo: Ooh, fingers! Jason Yao: Oh, fuck you! (proceeds to throw an orange wrapped in tin foil at Eric Shi)
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⚐ Report*Eric reading off a previous quote* Eric: "Munting is the last pleasurable thing in life. The liberal left is making it seem worse that it is" Jason: I know right!!
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⚐ ReportJason: why is it so splishy Eric: wtf? Jason: no y'know Jason: how is that munting?
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⚐ ReportJason Yao: Yes, I am ALL the sex cells. Eric Shi: All of them? Jason: ALL of the sex cells. Jason: I am sex cell. Leo: But like unironically Jason's fingers are really fun to grab though. Leo: They're like not too thick, but they're not bony either Leo: They have the right amount of meat to them. Ziyad: Yo what the fu- Ziyad: Okay what about Eric's hand. Leo: Too wet, it's uncomfortable. Leo: Like, he's perpetually sweaty. Ziyad: OHHHH I thought you were talking about something different. Leo: ??? Jason: ??? Eric: ??? Ziyad: Y'know, like Eric and the blue angry bird. ZIyad: He sticks it in the mouth of the bird. Ziyad: Cuz like, he can choose where to put his hand. Ziyad: That's a fact, you have to accept that. Eric: ...what? Ziyad: Look, Eric agrees with me!