//In ESS Yifan: Something seems wrong...oh! The light is on! Jason: I see the light!
Jason Ma: Mr. Schafer, do you go to church? Mr. Schafer: Umm... Jason Ma: Mr. Schafer, DID YOU HAVE A FATHER?! //Mr. Schafer and the class stare at Jason
//In Study Hall before presenting for SRP Richard: Guess who still hasn't printed out his poster? This guy! Jason: How did you still get an A in SRP? Richard: I guess I was just too high...
Jason: If you went to hell, would you be able to use lots of geothermal? Thomas: No, there's no cold reservoir. Jason: Oh, they thought of everything!
Evan: I'm so hungry. Jason: You could drink that bottle of starch solution.. Evan: It would be sort of like eating a potato. Jason: Drinking a potato. Samantha: That's what the Irish do. Evan: The Russians, actually.
//During mock SRP interviews; Patrick is the interviewer, Jason is the interviewee Jason: Have you ever had a high school intern before? //Patrick O can't stop laughing
//Jason tells a blonde joke Billings: You don't tell a blonde dumb blonde jokes! Thomas: Then she won't get them.
//During Sci-Bowl Prax, after a quantum question Hyun: Oh, I thought you said cow-on or something. Viju: Tau-on, not cow-on. Rebecca: That's where muons come from.
Bob: Why are you bleeding? Jason: I don't know. Thomas: His blood pressure is higher than atmospheric pressure. Mufasa: That's such a bad reason.
Jason: Why do we have to take this practice AP Lang test?!? It's just more reading comprehension! //flips table