#13301

33

April 15, 2024, 12:30 p.m.

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Leo: Jason, can I put your sex cell quote on Blairbash Jason Yao: No Leo: Why not? Peter: say gex Ziyad: but flareon is better Ziyad: I tried it trust Eric Shi: *shows an image of a certain dictator wearing sunglasses* Gugan: no way ziyad's favorite munting buddy!!!! Jeffery: If you say "guillotine" (with hard L) you're gonna be killed by the french teacher Leo: With a guillotine? (pronounced with hard L) Jerry Lu: (enters with math packet for Wallops) Will Roe: Yo can I see Schwartz: NO! He has sworn to secrecy! Jerry: I want to be guillotined! (still pronounced with hard L) Eric Shi: Oh oh oh no (running away) Eric Shi: Guys I think a bee entered the room Jerry: Point and laugh at the bee! Will Roe: (points and laughs) Eric Shi: I'm not doing that (hides in corner) Jerry: Oh wait that actually looks more like a wasp than a bee. I don't want that smoke Eric: (runs out of room)

#13265

1319

April 5, 2024, 11:56 a.m.

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Ziyad: How much force does it take to suck... woah

#13263

1622

April 5, 2024, 11:46 a.m.

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Ziyad: what does it mean to munt your mom?

#13235

476

March 22, 2024, 8:15 a.m.

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//Ziyad wondering what munting means //Gugan reading about munting Gugan: Ziyad, wanna go munting with me? Ziyad: yeah! wwait NO! Leo: *dies* Justin: Dont ever speak again gugan

#13233

365

March 22, 2024, 7:37 a.m.

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Ziyad: Yeah I was reading about it, it was kind of interesting

#13208

2325

March 16, 2024, 12:03 a.m.

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Jason Yao: So [Ziyad and I] are talking about oral copulation. Jason: And I say oral refers to mouth. Jason: Ziyad says, "Like in anime?" Jason: Anyways, what's sodomy?

#12672

1111

Dec. 6, 2023, 8:58 a.m.

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Ziyad: Mr. Lodal, can I go to the bathroom? Lodal: Make sure you take a pass Ziyad: What pass Lodal: The plants Ziyad: I have to take one of those Lodal: yes, don’t pretend you don’t know, you need to walk through the halls and feel the embarrassment of carrying a plant Ziyad: Nevermind I’m not going to the bathroom Lodal: and that reaction is what I live for

#12584

1115

Nov. 28, 2023, 11:29 a.m.

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//slowly splits apart a plum, a manic grin spreading across his face ZIyad (holding the two separate halves): It's the derivative... Eric Shi: What are you on??? Ziyad: No, no, it's related rates! If you take the fruit out and put juice in, the rate of the ball is changing and you can find the volume using... (gasps) dV/dt!!!!! :O

#12479

1214

Nov. 8, 2023, 11:52 a.m.

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Reading the umbreon copypasta Ziyad: No it's not. It's vaporeon. I tested it💯💯💯💯 -Some time later - Ziyad: I never tested it. I never said that. Ziyad: Flareon is the best though.

#12021

26

Aug. 30, 2023, 11:04 a.m.

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Ziyad: What happens to your brain when you eat. Will it affect my test.