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#13490

1515

Oct. 11, 2024, 11 a.m.

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Ziyad: can we do a bomb lab? O'Donovan: NO!

#13332

-1515

April 24, 2024, 11:49 a.m.

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Jason Yao: Yes, I am ALL the sex cells. Eric Shi: All of them? Jason: ALL of the sex cells. Jason: I am sex cell. Leo: But like unironically Jason's fingers are really fun to grab though. Leo: They're like not too thick, but they're not bony either Leo: They have the right amount of meat to them. Ziyad: Yo what the fu- Ziyad: Okay what about Eric's hand. Leo: Too wet, it's uncomfortable. Leo: Like, he's perpetually sweaty. Ziyad: OHHHH I thought you were talking about something different. Leo: ??? Jason: ??? Eric: ??? Ziyad: Y'know, like Eric and the blue angry bird. ZIyad: He sticks it in the mouth of the bird. Ziyad: Cuz like, he can choose where to put his hand. Ziyad: That's a fact, you have to accept that. Eric: ...what? Ziyad: Look, Eric agrees with me!

#13327

35

April 23, 2024, 9:17 a.m.

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Ziyad: Have you ever tried impregnating ducks? It's pretty cool Ziyad: NO! I meant unicorns

#13301

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April 15, 2024, 12:30 p.m.

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Leo: Jason, can I put your sex cell quote on Blairbash Jason Yao: No Leo: Why not? Peter: say gex Ziyad: but flareon is better Ziyad: I tried it trust Eric Shi: *shows an image of a certain dictator wearing sunglasses* Gugan: no way ziyad's favorite munting buddy!!!! Jeffery: If you say "guillotine" (with hard L) you're gonna be killed by the french teacher Leo: With a guillotine? (pronounced with hard L) Jerry Lu: (enters with math packet for Wallops) Will Roe: Yo can I see Schwartz: NO! He has sworn to secrecy! Jerry: I want to be guillotined! (still pronounced with hard L) Eric Shi: Oh oh oh no (running away) Eric Shi: Guys I think a bee entered the room Jerry: Point and laugh at the bee! Will Roe: (points and laughs) Eric Shi: I'm not doing that (hides in corner) Jerry: Oh wait that actually looks more like a wasp than a bee. I don't want that smoke Eric: (runs out of room)

#13265

1321

April 5, 2024, 11:56 a.m.

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Ziyad: How much force does it take to suck... woah

#13263

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April 5, 2024, 11:46 a.m.

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Ziyad: what does it mean to munt your mom?

#13235

183

March 22, 2024, 8:15 a.m.

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//Ziyad wondering what munting means //Gugan reading about munting Gugan: Ziyad, wanna go munting with me? Ziyad: yeah! wwait NO! Leo: *dies* Justin: Dont ever speak again gugan

#13233

365

March 22, 2024, 7:37 a.m.

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Ziyad: Yeah I was reading about it, it was kind of interesting

Referring to Lolita City

ziyad

#13208

2527

March 16, 2024, 12:03 a.m.

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Jason Yao: So [Ziyad and I] are talking about oral copulation. Jason: And I say oral refers to mouth. Jason: Ziyad says, "Like in anime?" Jason: Anyways, what's sodomy?

#12672

1313

Dec. 6, 2023, 8:58 a.m.

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Ziyad: Mr. Lodal, can I go to the bathroom? Lodal: Make sure you take a pass Ziyad: What pass Lodal: The plants Ziyad: I have to take one of those Lodal: yes, don’t pretend you don’t know, you need to walk through the halls and feel the embarrassment of carrying a plant Ziyad: Nevermind I’m not going to the bathroom Lodal: and that reaction is what I live for

Excellent //mod note: embarrassment? // other mod note: I'd proudly take one of these plants through the halls ngl

lodal, ziyad, plant