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#13693

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Dec. 9, 2025, 12:44 p.m.

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Eric Shi: All Chinese people have squinty eyes. Actually, Northern ones aren't as squinty.

#13654

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Oct. 25, 2025, 9:14 p.m.

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//Arjun R., Arjun S., Eric M., Eric S., and Eric Y. get put in a group for Mathphys //The title slide of the presentation says By Arjun and Eric Jacobs: This might be my favorite title slide of them all

#13369

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May 10, 2024, 11:11 a.m.

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Eric Shi: You weren't watching! Jason Yao: I was watching more than you! Did you see God? Eric: No shit I saw God! Jason: Did you see the cow? Eric: Of course I saw the cow! Did you see the guy? Jason: ...no? Eric: How could you? The guy is so important! Jason: They look the fucking same! I can't tell them apart! Eric: (gasps audibly) That's racist.

#13346

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April 30, 2024, 11:40 a.m.

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Leo: Ooh, fingers! Jason Yao: Oh, fuck you! (proceeds to throw an orange wrapped in tin foil at Eric Shi)

#13338

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April 26, 2024, 7:34 a.m.

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Eric: What is 2 in french? Jason: Deux Eric: What is 3 in french? Jason: Trois Eric: What is 1 in french? Jason: Quatre. ??????

#13319

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April 17, 2024, 6:47 p.m.

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eric shi: real👍

#13232

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March 22, 2024, 7:35 a.m.

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Eric Shi: do you like fascism or communism? Jason Yao: both Jason: Anyways what is sodomy, like actually?

#13188

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March 13, 2024, 11:34 a.m.

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Eric Shi: There’s Gerald Lu! Eric Shi: We’re gonna invade his ass

#13074

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Feb. 15, 2024, 11:08 a.m.

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Jason Yao: (sees water bottle) Fuck. *starts hyperventilating* Eric Shi: (slowly raises an L sign)

#12605

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Nov. 29, 2023, 12:01 p.m.

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Leo: Eric, are you sweating protobowl? Eric Shi: (shakes head vigorously). Leo: ...ok. //later Eric: (punches his chromebook screen) Leo: Are you sure you're not sweating protobowl? Eric: (shakes head vigorously)