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May 11, 2011, 7:44 p.m.

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Fillman: I am going to give you all shots. // Immature students in class laugh Fillman: This is going on that website, what's it called? Blairbash, isn't it.



May 11, 2011, 2:35 p.m.

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//class is rehearsing Julius Caesar Annie: Let me, upon my knee, prevail upon this. [She kneels.] Fillman: Uh oh, Calphurnia got on her knees. Everyone knows what happens when women get on their knees. //unsurprisingly, class erupts in laughter //about five minutes later: Fillman: Come on guys. This is going on Blairbash isn't it. Evan: To be fair, Caesar WAS about to get epically blown. Fillman: This is about where I lose my job. Bye-bye, job!



March 11, 2011, 4:05 p.m.

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Fillman: All right, who's presenting next? How about your group? Bob (to Billings): I TOLD YOU NOT TO MAKE EYE CONTACT



Jan. 12, 2011, 7:35 p.m.

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//Fillman's 9th period English class, reviewing for final exams... Fillman: See, this is a great essay! It's just FILLED with snoozalicious words and sentences! Viju: No wonder I'm sleepy...



Jan. 4, 2011, 4:17 p.m.

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Fillman: Ugh, I ate too much chocolate... student: Why'd you eat so much, then? Fillman: 'CAUSE I CAN!



Jan. 3, 2011, 8:28 p.m.

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//Talking about substitutes for cursing in school Fillman: A better one is "Shut the front door!". Though the best one is "DAAAAMAGE!", it's so satisfying. PG cursing.



Dec. 15, 2010, 7:34 a.m.

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Fillman: So Cherybdis would suck in the water, and then spit it out later. Evan: Bet Odysseus liked that. Fillman: Not appropriate.



Oct. 20, 2010, 8:52 p.m.

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Fillman: Are you done with your synopsis? Richard: Yeah. He gets cockblocked and that's about it.



Sept. 16, 2010, 9:51 a.m.

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Fillman: So, let's talk about showering.