//In world history Jeremy and Billings are in an argument Billings: I am going to go talk to your mom, Jeremy. Jeremy: OK, whatever Neel: Are you sure you want that Jeremy? Billings: I dont know her though. Charlie: Hang on, I can get you her number. //Everyone takes a minute to process that then bursts out laughing.
Billings: Viju, You have some weird homeless/sensei look going on with that stubble. Viju: That's because the world is my dojo!
// Rose is visiting Stein's Class Stein: So a parent sent me an email about how my exams are impossible. Billings: After a 4 hour exam, any exam seems easy. // Whole room laughs except Rose, 5 min later... Rose: Wait were you talking about my exams?
//Mr Rose is visiting Mr. Stein's Class Stein: Alright, so today we are going to learn the last physics application of calculus I'm going teach you, go over the worksheet, and if we work fast we can have nap time like my morning class did. Billings: Mr. Rose doesn't understand that concept. Stein: What, naps? Billings: No. Time.
//Jason tells a blonde joke Billings: You don't tell a blonde dumb blonde jokes! Thomas: Then she won't get them.
//Jack is refusing to give Billings back a meter stick in POE Jeremy: Just give it back to her. Prove that chivalry isn't dead. //Billings then sits down in Jeremy's chair Jeremy: You b***h, get out of my d**n seat!
Billings: Evan proposed that.... Mr. Kaluta: Wait what? Evan proposed to you?
Billings: Well, she's not unattractive; she just looks like a bug.
Stein: Hint, it's two words and the second one rhymes with irkle. Janvi: SEMI CIRCLE! Billings: ...unit circle.
//Billings is harassing Viju in English Billings: Okay then, do you find Evan attractive? Viju: Oh yeah. He doth teach the sun to fuse brightly.