//Alex Ma is presenting about a study that made stem cells fix human hearts
Sloe: Alex, you don't sound very excited about this. You should sound way more excited.
Alex: Well, this was in 2013, so I was excited back then.
Sloe: Oh, that was such a good response! Touche, Alex Ma!
//In Study Hall before presenting for SRP
Richard: Guess who still hasn't printed out his poster? This guy!
Jason: How did you still get an A in SRP?
Richard: I guess I was just too high...
Bob: I'm a minimalist when it comes to writing ...And so is my grade.
Devin: So much win.
Bob: So much Winrar.
Thomas: It's gonna take forever to decompress.
Bob: Because of Viju, I didn't make nationals.
Stein: What sport?
Bob: I'm f***ed.
Thomas: On a scale of one to f***ed, how f***ed are you?
Fillman: All right, who's presenting next? How about your group?
Bob (to Billings): I TOLD YOU NOT TO MAKE EYE CONTACT
Bob: So does the sum of the reciprocals of the primes converge?
Jason: Yeah. It converges ... to infinity
//Discussing The Metamorphosis in AP Lit
Lisa: So they're throwing apples at a bug and suddenly decide to have sex‽
Phillip: So what did you get on the 3 point quiz?
JMa: Aw man, I think I got a 2.
Bob: I got a thhhh-one.