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#13257
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⚐ ReportSub: Now don't move I need to make sure you didn't bring any friends. Sub: will you count the number of ki... bodies Daphne: Bodies is crazy
#13256
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⚐ Report// Sub is calling people by their last name Sub: He? Tyler: here Sub: Is "She" here then?
#12785
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⚐ Report//Eva is wearing Nathan’s Santa hat.The substitute is taking attendance. Substitute, to Eva: Nice hat! I see you're in the holiday spirit. Nathan: For the record, it’s mine Substitute, to Nathan: So you’re the one with the hoe-hoe-hoes.
#10775
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⚐ ReportUnidentified Staff: Mr Street, what are you doing here? I thought you retired. Street: I came back as a long-term sub ... for myself.
#10613
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⚐ ReportSudhish: So she (Sra. Cuadrado) isn't going to be here for the rest of the week? Sub: Yeah. Sudhish: Let's goooooo!!! Sub: I'll put a star next to your name!
#9712
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⚐ Report//Roberts is gone Sub: I’ve taught the kids which ends to blow in! *Half of the orchestra in hysterics* // Later Sub: I need a male volunteer because I am not allowed to have a female student alone in the office with me.
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⚐ Report//sub for foster pd 6 adsb sub: “whatever is the case, i want you to know that i love you all and all i want for you guys is success.” sub: “you are all my friends. i want to be your friend.”
#8464
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⚐ Report//Substitute in pd. 9 comp meth is taking attendance, James isn't there Peter: I think James is in the bathroom. Sub: Then James is present when he comes back. He is not here so he's absent. I will mark him present when he is here. //Later, Gautom walks in to pick up something he printed Sub: Are you James? Gautom: Uh, yes. *walks into lab* //Sub is about to mark attendance, but people in the corner are laughing Sub: Was that James? I don't think that was James. You know how I know? Because you're all laughing. I know that wasn't James. //Nobody really says anything, just laughing Sub: Who is James? Is he the class president? Why do you all try to say he's here when he isn't? James is absent. //Even later, James actually walks in and goes to the sub to tell him he's here Sub: Show me your ID. James: *confused* Sub: I need to see ID to know you are James. You have a school ID? James: *gets his ID out of his backpack and shows it to the sub* Sub: James.. James Park. Okay. *marks attendance* //James goes into the lab, everyone is laughing Sub: I knew it wasn't James because you were laughing. Why do you all try to get James marked present?
#2450
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⚐ Report//during mat sci, sub walks into lab and sees Chris R playing a tower defense game Sub: You trying to hunt down terrorists? You trying to kill Osama? He always in a cave. Chris: Actually, I guess he's attacking me... Sub: Take him down!