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#13530

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Jan. 3, 2025, 8:02 a.m.

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Sub: I've been reading George Will for 50 years Sub: I've met him in person. I've known his second wife Sub: He is the most pompous ass I've ever met Sub: Useless human being Sub: Good writing though

#13403

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Aug. 27, 2024, 11:40 a.m.

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Horne: If I'm absent one day and you have a substitute teacher who is on the incompetent end of things...

#13257

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April 4, 2024, 7:59 a.m.

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Sub: Now don't move I need to make sure you didn't bring any friends. Sub: will you count the number of ki... bodies Daphne: Bodies is crazy

#13256

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April 4, 2024, 7:52 a.m.

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// Sub is calling people by their last name Sub: He? Tyler: here Sub: Is "She" here then?

#12785

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Dec. 20, 2023, 12:18 p.m.

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//Eva is wearing Nathan’s Santa hat.The substitute is taking attendance. Substitute, to Eva: Nice hat! I see you're in the holiday spirit. Nathan: For the record, it’s mine Substitute, to Nathan: So you’re the one with the hoe-hoe-hoes.

#12353

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Oct. 19, 2023, 12:10 p.m.

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Sub: Chloe? /t͡ʃʊɫ/

how? //mod note: close to pseudo-English "chull"

substitute

#10775

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Sept. 8, 2022, 7:43 a.m.

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Unidentified Staff: Mr Street, what are you doing here? I thought you retired. Street: I came back as a long-term sub ... for myself.

#10613

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May 24, 2022, 2:57 p.m.

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Sudhish: So she (Sra. Cuadrado) isn't going to be here for the rest of the week? Sub: Yeah. Sudhish: Let's goooooo!!! Sub: I'll put a star next to your name!

#9712

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Jan. 6, 2022, 10:13 a.m.

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//Roberts is gone Sub: I’ve taught the kids which ends to blow in! *Half of the orchestra in hysterics* // Later Sub: I need a male volunteer because I am not allowed to have a female student alone in the office with me.

#9417

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Nov. 22, 2021, 10:54 a.m.

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//sub for foster pd 6 adsb sub: “whatever is the case, i want you to know that i love you all and all i want for you guys is success.” sub: “you are all my friends. i want to be your friend.”