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#8464

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Jan. 17, 2020, 6:33 p.m.

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//Substitute in pd. 9 comp meth is taking attendance, James isn't there Peter: I think James is in the bathroom. Sub: Then James is present when he comes back. He is not here so he's absent. I will mark him present when he is here. //Later, Gautom walks in to pick up something he printed Sub: Are you James? Gautom: Uh, yes. *walks into lab* //Sub is about to mark attendance, but people in the corner are laughing Sub: Was that James? I don't think that was James. You know how I know? Because you're all laughing. I know that wasn't James. //Nobody really says anything, just laughing Sub: Who is James? Is he the class president? Why do you all try to say he's here when he isn't? James is absent. //Even later, James actually walks in and goes to the sub to tell him he's here Sub: Show me your ID. James: *confused* Sub: I need to see ID to know you are James. You have a school ID? James: *gets his ID out of his backpack and shows it to the sub* Sub: James.. James Park. Okay. *marks attendance* //James goes into the lab, everyone is laughing Sub: I knew it wasn't James because you were laughing. Why do you all try to get James marked present?

#2450

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Oct. 29, 2010, 4:54 p.m.

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//during mat sci, sub walks into lab and sees Chris R playing a tower defense game Sub: You trying to hunt down terrorists?  You trying to kill Osama?  He always in a cave. Chris: Actually, I guess he's attacking me... Sub: Take him down!

#976

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Nov. 25, 2009, 8:48 a.m.

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//Whitacre is out and it's physics of music day Sub: So he told me to put on the video. But there are 2 videos here... //Picks up Star Trek by accident Sub: Wait, this has nothing to do with Mecca! Student: Yes it does...um...one of the characters is a...whats-it-called...Jew! //The 2 magnets in the room headdesk