Wilson: So I could go and do a gangbang and hit a driveby and that'd be okay, is that what you're saying?
//Lang PD7 Isabelle: Hey Raun, do you have a charger? Raun: What type? Isabelle: Oh my god, I forgot you're a freak of nature: an Android user. Raun: No, I have an iPhone now. Isabelle: Then why did you ask "what type?" Raun: I didn't know if you meant a Chromebook charger or a phone charger. Isabelle: Well do you have a phone charger? Raun: Actually I didn't have any chargers in the first place.
Chikara: Apocalypse Now is known for the scene where he goes “Wow, there’s really an apocalypse now.”
//announcement about fourth gun safety assembly of the day Anderson: Do you guys wanna go again? I can sneak you in.
// Anderson is writing about eating pie on the board Anderson: So whatever’s in my colon— Anderson: That sounded bad
//Horne's first day back after a week Horne: Rumors of my death were greatly exaggerated
Anderson: How many of you have sin in your hearts right now? //half the class raises their hands Anderson: Half of you are liars!
//Group activity in AP Lang where we had to rank objects by importance in order to survive Jacen (sarcastically): Whiskey is obviously the most important Raun: Actually you have a point. It's good for morale
Madeline: Let’s characterize Thoreau. Evan: He’s white.
Ms. Tinsley: The only things in life that aren't optional are taxes and death. Ms. Tinsley: And ninth period.