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#12485

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Nov. 8, 2023, 2:04 p.m.

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Wilson: So I could go and do a gangbang and hit a driveby and that'd be okay, is that what you're saying?

#11748

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April 14, 2023, 12:25 a.m.

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//Lang PD7 Isabelle: Hey Raun, do you have a charger? Raun: What type? Isabelle: Oh my god, I forgot you're a freak of nature: an Android user. Raun: No, I have an iPhone now. Isabelle: Then why did you ask "what type?" Raun: I didn't know if you meant a Chromebook charger or a phone charger. Isabelle: Well do you have a phone charger? Raun: Actually I didn't have any chargers in the first place.

#11577

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Feb. 15, 2023, 3:26 p.m.

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Chikara: Apocalypse Now is known for the scene where he goes “Wow, there’s really an apocalypse now.”

Johnny was the one who came up with the fake summary //mod note: we were challenged to summarise and comment on the significance of "great" movies, many of which we did not know about

chikara, anderson, lang

#11020

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Oct. 20, 2022, 10:25 p.m.

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//announcement about fourth gun safety assembly of the day Anderson: Do you guys wanna go again? I can sneak you in.

#10987

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Oct. 14, 2022, 3:27 p.m.

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// Anderson is writing about eating pie on the board Anderson: So whatever’s in my colon— Anderson: That sounded bad

#10907

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Oct. 3, 2022, 7:47 a.m.

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//Horne's first day back after a week Horne: Rumors of my death were greatly exaggerated

//mod note: Samuel LangHorne Clemens

horne, lang

#10883

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Sept. 27, 2022, 9:59 p.m.

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Anderson: How many of you have sin in your hearts right now? //half the class raises their hands Anderson: Half of you are liars!

#10803

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Sept. 12, 2022, 7:47 p.m.

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//Group activity in AP Lang where we had to rank objects by importance in order to survive Jacen (sarcastically): Whiskey is obviously the most important Raun: Actually you have a point. It's good for morale

#10778

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Sept. 8, 2022, 10:05 a.m.

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Madeline: Let’s characterize Thoreau. Evan: He’s white.

#8452

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Jan. 7, 2020, 8:37 a.m.

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Ms. Tinsley: The only things in life that aren't optional are taxes and death. Ms. Tinsley: And ninth period.