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#10907

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Oct. 3, 2022, 7:47 a.m.

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//Horne's first day back after a week Horne: Rumors of my death were greatly exaggerated

//mod note: Samuel LangHorne Clemens

horne, lang

#10883

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Sept. 27, 2022, 9:59 p.m.

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Anderson: How many of you have sin in your hearts right now? //half the class raises their hands Anderson: Half of you are liars!

#10803

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Sept. 12, 2022, 7:47 p.m.

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//Group activity in AP Lang where we had to rank objects by importance in order to survive Jacen (sarcastically): Whiskey is obviously the most important Raun: Actually you have a point. It's good for morale

#10778

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Sept. 8, 2022, 10:05 a.m.

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Madeline: Let’s characterize Thoreau. Evan: He’s white.

#8452

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Jan. 7, 2020, 8:37 a.m.

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Ms. Tinsley: The only things in life that aren't optional are taxes and death. Ms. Tinsley: And ninth period.

#8434

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Dec. 18, 2019, 3:02 p.m.

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Student 1: I got a C on the rough draft! Student 2: How do you get a C on a rough draft? Student 3: I got a zero.

#6022

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Sept. 13, 2016, 2:23 p.m.

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Student: "Mr. Klein, how long can you hold your breath?" Klein: "Ok, that seems apropos of nothing, but, six minutes fourteen seconds." Student: "That's an unexpectedly long time." Klein: "I used to be a navy seal. Don't you read Blair Bash?"

#5876

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April 12, 2016, 9:56 a.m.

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Klein: What's the use of half a child -- other than as a doorstop.

#5660

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Nov. 24, 2015, 1:12 p.m.

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// Anderson is introducing Cuckoo's Nest Anderson: Yes, this book is about B-O-O-B-S and B-A-L-L-S. Anderson: But please, don't just go tittering whenever narrator talks about it.

#5655

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Nov. 23, 2015, 3:06 a.m.

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// Anderson is attempting to pick a random group of presenters numbered 1 through 5 Anderson: I will now throw this die to pick one of the groups. // Rolls a 6 // Rolls a 6 again Anderson: If I get three sixes in a row, you guys can do anything for the rest of the period. // Rolls a 6