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#8452

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Jan. 7, 2020, 8:37 a.m.

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Ms. Tinsley: The only things in life that aren't optional are taxes and death. Ms. Tinsley: And ninth period.

#8434

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Dec. 18, 2019, 3:02 p.m.

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Student 1: I got a C on the rough draft! Student 2: How do you get a C on a rough draft? Student 3: I got a zero.

#6022

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Sept. 13, 2016, 2:23 p.m.

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Student: "Mr. Klein, how long can you hold your breath?" Klein: "Ok, that seems apropos of nothing, but, six minutes fourteen seconds." Student: "That's an unexpectedly long time." Klein: "I used to be a navy seal. Don't you read Blair Bash?"

#5876

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April 12, 2016, 9:56 a.m.

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Klein: What's the use of half a child -- other than as a doorstop.

#5660

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Nov. 24, 2015, 1:12 p.m.

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// Anderson is introducing Cuckoo's Nest Anderson: Yes, this book is about B-O-O-B-S and B-A-L-L-S. Anderson: But please, don't just go tittering whenever narrator talks about it.

#5655

2020

Nov. 23, 2015, 3:06 a.m.

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// Anderson is attempting to pick a random group of presenters numbered 1 through 5 Anderson: I will now throw this die to pick one of the groups. // Rolls a 6 // Rolls a 6 again Anderson: If I get three sixes in a row, you guys can do anything for the rest of the period. // Rolls a 6

#5507

33

June 1, 2015, 10:54 p.m.

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Klein: "Look at Blair Boulevard: people just going like 'YOLO,' slapping each other--"

#5470

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April 22, 2015, 4:16 p.m.

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//A counselor had a long family connections account discussion with Klein's Pd. 4 Lang //After she finishes and is preparing to leave: Eisenstein: "Now, originally we were going to have you guys all do a reading quiz. But because we don't have enough time left in class, I'll give you guys a pass on this quiz." Counselor: "You're welcome!"

#5424

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March 19, 2015, 2:36 p.m.

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Klein: And on Valentine's day, we give each other mutilated plant genitals and go "Hey, put this in a vase and watch them wither away and die," because that's what love is!

#5241

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Oct. 31, 2014, 10:12 a.m.

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Horne: I'm good at math. I didn't even need an abacus for that!