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⚐ Report//An online lesson about writing a rhetorical analysis for AP Lang Aaron: *getting confused about what piece is being discussed* Izzee: "Frederick Douglass did not write about the coronavirus!"
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⚐ Report//AP Lang, there's a sub, the magnet kids have all sat together //another kid comes over Kid 1: so what are we supposed to be doing Magnet kids: nothing is posted *the kid goes back to his table* Kid 1 (to his table): the magnet kids don't know anything so we're good
#7384
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⚐ ReportKlein: You all are young scholars who are among the top 5% of thinkers in the country. Okay, I didn't mean to compliment you guys.
#7259
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⚐ ReportKlein: You can say things just to say it-- things you don’t mean, like when I say to my students “You did a really good job”.
#7258
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⚐ Report//Klein calling on people. He points at Eli. Klein: You! Eli: I was in your class last semester. You know my name. Klein: Ah, I do know your name. White boy!
#7257
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⚐ Report//Talking about Myrtle's death in The Great Gatsby Klein: It's not like the trolley problem-- either swerve left and kill a car with 16 Dominican nuns, or swerve right and kill an adulterous woman who carries her surplus flesh sensuously?
#7233
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⚐ Report//Great Gatsby presentations Brian: The author is taking a modernist approach, recognizing that the character isn’t always doing interesting things. For example, in Harry Potter, they don’t talk about him going to the bathroom. Klein: That chapter was deleted. Class: But there was actually some chapters in Harry Potter where he went to the bathroom… Klein: That part was actually interesting though. Sarah: He took an interesting shit. Klein: Harry on the Potter.
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⚐ Report//Discussing brownie cookies Mr. Horne: Who in here likes chocolate chips in their brownies? //Several people raise their hands Mr. Horne: I've found the communists in this classroom.
#4340
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⚐ Report(Speaking in an anecdote) Mr. Klein: So when my wife was planning her wedding- Liam (Interrupting): Wait a minute, planning HER wedding? Not OUR wedding? //Pause Klein: Oh. Well, I showed up and did what they asked me to do!
#4276
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⚐ ReportKlein: So what do you think caused the banging? //Class remains silent Klein: Wow, that sounded awkward.