#4457

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Feb. 26, 2013, 8:18 p.m.

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Horne: You know how the guy from Family Circus covers his eyes and then pretends that everyone goes away? //Horne covers his eyes, nothing happens Horne: Sh*t.

#4324

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Nov. 26, 2012, 4:32 p.m.

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Horne: Playing pool could come in very handy when you're in college. If you're a girl - Sabrina: You can pick up guys? Horne: Screw the guys! You can pick up their wallets!

#4314

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Nov. 19, 2012, 9:50 p.m.

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Horne: Sometimes you're the pigeon, and sometimes you're the statue. //He later attributed this to a fellow Blair coach

#4187

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Sept. 6, 2012, 7:15 p.m.

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//Ms. Edwards comes into Mr. Horne's AP Lang class, and sees some of her former students Ms. Edwards: (to Neil Dalal) Wow, you have even more of a baby face now than in 9th grade!

#4081

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April 12, 2012, 2 p.m.

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//Mr. Horne had just been talking about someone who suggested eating babies. Patrick: What's wrong with eating babies? Thomas: It's killing them which is the bad part. //When conversation ends Patrick: Now I'm hungry.

#4071

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March 28, 2012, 9:04 p.m.

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//AP Lang, Isaac just got a book for someone else Mr. Horne: Isaac, did you just get a book for him? That was awfully nice. Isaac: ...MY LAST NAME IS FRIEND.

#3113

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March 19, 2011, 4:10 p.m.

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//in AP Lang, after suggesting the class watch a biography of Hemingway backwards so it would have a happy ending Horne (narrating): And then [Hemingway] became a very small transvestite.

#2331

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Oct. 8, 2010, 2:24 p.m.

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Horne:  So where was the third letter? Was Coke so overtaken by this response that-- Student: Because they got pwned!