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April 25, 2022, 12:40 p.m.

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*Albert is discussing Japanese romance* Jason: "What's a tsundere?" Albert: "It's a girl who is hard to get." Jason: "Isn't that, like, every girl?"



March 11, 2022, 11:22 p.m.

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// Last day of Modeling the Future, Aditya, Jason, and John are speaking with each other while losing their minds Aditya: So if our team was on a desert island, who would survive? Jason: Well, Phillip has a yacht so he probably would just escape on that, and Dhruv will probably figure out how to build a helicopter. John: He might rescue us with it, but I'd make a dn joke and he'd leave us. Aditya: So us three would just be stuck on the desert island. // Cut to 10:30 pm, the paper is due at 3 am, Dhruv and Phillip have left Jason: Wait a minute guys... don't you realize what's happening? The other two have escaped and we're stuck on this stupid desert island finishing our paper!



Nov. 16, 2021, 8:13 p.m.

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Aditya: This dude wakes up at 12 am, waits around for four hours, and then decides to run the oven, washing machine, and TV all at the same time. Dhruv: He gotta get those gains bro Jason: He's a real go-getter. A strapping young dynamo. Aditya: This dude watches 10 hours of TV a day...