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April 1, 2022, 9:19 a.m.

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Roberts: I don’t know why John Kim has been giving beans to everyone. Stephen Chen: I guess he’s bean doing it recently.



March 11, 2022, 11:22 p.m.

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// Last day of Modeling the Future, Aditya, Jason, and John are speaking with each other while losing their minds Aditya: So if our team was on a desert island, who would survive? Jason: Well, Phillip has a yacht so he probably would just escape on that, and Dhruv will probably figure out how to build a helicopter. John: He might rescue us with it, but I'd make a dn joke and he'd leave us. Aditya: So us three would just be stuck on the desert island. // Cut to 10:30 pm, the paper is due at 3 am, Dhruv and Phillip have left Jason: Wait a minute guys... don't you realize what's happening? The other two have escaped and we're stuck on this stupid desert island finishing our paper!



Jan. 26, 2022, 12:54 p.m.

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John: Sigma balls Schafer: I heard you



Jan. 10, 2022, 4:53 p.m.

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//about John Kim Jack: If he told me he was Rose's adopted son, I'd believe him.



Jan. 10, 2022, 2:19 p.m.

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// SRP Presentations John Kim: Uhhh...This is an integral symbol. Ignore that. John: You know light is a photon, and photons are bosons! What are fermions, electrons are fermions! John: Alright, you know everything about quantum mechanics!



Nov. 29, 2021, 9:22 a.m.

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*In mathphys* John: I wish it was "Inside Out" but with my head Dhruv: You mean the horror movie?



Nov. 29, 2021, 9:10 a.m.

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* In math phys study hall* Dhruv, John, and Albert arguing about how the coefficient of resitution of a helical string ... Booyya: I respect what you guys have, but I'm not getting involved in this argument because it sounds SO boring.



Nov. 16, 2021, 8:13 p.m.

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Aditya: This dude wakes up at 12 am, waits around for four hours, and then decides to run the oven, washing machine, and TV all at the same time. Dhruv: He gotta get those gains bro Jason: He's a real go-getter. A strapping young dynamo. Aditya: This dude watches 10 hours of TV a day...



Nov. 15, 2021, 12:04 p.m.

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*In bad Yoda voice* John: Prostate exam? John: Interested, I am! ...