//Announcements, Pd 9 SRP Bosse: Okay guys, the Japanese are coming next week *entire class explodes in laugther* Noam: Alright, lets take our Mustang to the air and fight em bois
//chem club at lunch //Student 1 walks in Student 1: Mr. Pham, today you should light your hand on fire. Pham: Why? Student 1: To show the Japanese exchange students. Student 2: But aren't they here for like three days, shouldn't you show them on the last day or something? Student 1: If he sets his hand on fire, it'll make it the last day they're here.
Aviva: Hey lets use these Japanese interviews to argue the pro side! In reality, they were all Japanese spies displeased because they could not do their spy stuff.
Conner: I know karate, Jiu-Jitsu, Taekwondo, and other Japanese words.
//During XC meet, Student 1 approaches a group of runners Student 2: ...especially the stereotypes with porn, and stuff. Student 1: What? Student 3: Here, let me provide some context to make it sound less bad: we were talking about Japanese school girls.
//While Japanese student visitors were in class Mogge: Como se dice "Book" in Japanese?
*Pham lifts up a desk* Pham: How do you say this in French? Student 1: Desk! Pham: No! That's not French! //Later Pham (to student 2): Lift that up. *points at chair* Pham: How do you say that in Japanese? Student 3: Tsukue!