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#1354
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⚐ ReportSwaney: Did I tell you a teacher stopped me in the parking lot and asked, "How do you propose stopping continental drift?" Joseph: DUCT TAPE!
#1034
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⚐ Report//When asked how he burned the edges of his English creative project Joseph: With a lighter...and my foot, for stamping it out when the burning got out of hand. Which was like, every page.
#1002
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⚐ ReportSwaney: These are kick-ass brownies, Jacob. Joseph: That's going on BlairBash. //Swaney covers his face with his hands in dismay
#964
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⚐ Report//Warren has made innuendo out of something Joseph said Joseph: I *knew* you were going to say that right after I said it. Warren: Then why'd you say it? Joseph: I knew after I said it. Warren: Then why'd you say it? Joseph: Perhaps you're not familiar with the concept of "after."
#831
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⚐ Report//a few students are playing Sporcle, including Joseph and Warren. When asked to work on their SRP Powerpoints, Joseph opens up a blank powerpoint and Warren continues to play Sporcle. Duval: See, look what Joseph's doing. He's feigning doing work, which is more than I can say for the rest of you.
#818
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⚐ ReportJacob: Guess what the number one non-search engine referrer to mbhs.edu is? Joseph: It would be funny if it were a porn site. Jacob: It is! Joseph: I totally called that one.
#787
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⚐ Report//talking about car accidents Joseph: And you've never hit a flatbed trailer since, right? Duval: Nope. //mentions another car accident she was involved in Duval: So another time I got T-boned. Joseph: So this one wasn't your fault? //long awkward pause Joseph: Oh.
#599
1111
⚐ Report//the day after Mr. Pham wore a SpongeBob t-shirt Joseph: Where's your shirt? Mr. Pham: I only have one shirt. I need to wash it! Li: That's not true. Ozzie: You only have one t-shirt? Mr. Pham: No, I have lots of other t-shirts. Ozzie: I mean, funny ones. Mr. Pham: Yeah, but most of them I can't wear in school!