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#4645

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Nov. 6, 2013, 2:49 a.m.

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//It's Ac team is wearing their team shirts in stat Stein (to Ozzie, Joel, and Diana): Why are you guys all wearing the same shirt? Ozzie: Because we're all on the same team. Stein: What team? Robot? Ozzie: NO!

#1882

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May 5, 2010, 1:42 p.m.

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Ozzie: The British are called Limeys because they ate limes to ward off scurvy. The French are called Frogs for the same reason. Because they ate limes... No, it's really because they ate frogs. //Later, Joseph is bugging Ozzie about work. Ozzie: Patience [with a French accent]. Joseph: Is that "patience" in Frog?

#1881

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May 5, 2010, 1:37 p.m.

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Ozzie: You know how there's a corporation running against Chris Van Hollen? Well, that's stupid. 'Cause nobody beats Chris Van Hollen. Joseph: No one. Except Mrs. Van Hollen.

#1828

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April 27, 2010, 7:40 a.m.

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Stein: That would be an interesting project: the hotness of goalies. Ozzie: You could measure that by-- David: How much the ice melts.

#1747

1010

April 7, 2010, 7:56 a.m.

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//Ozzie starts laughing Stein: What's so [...] funny, Mr. Fffffallick? Ozzie: I asked Carlos for a comb, and he pulled out four. Stein: Carlos, show me your combs. //Carlos pulls out four combs, two from each pocket Stein: Are they specialty combs? Carlos: *glances down at them* One's broken. Stein: Why do you have four? Carlos: I thought I had two, but they copied-and-pasted.

#1653

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March 14, 2010, 4:42 p.m.

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Erik: Nice shirt. Ozzie: Nice shorts. Joe: Nice service.

#1426

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Jan. 29, 2010, 8:23 p.m.

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Ozzie (to David): Did you just ask what the difference is between video games and real life?

#599

1010

Oct. 8, 2009, 1:41 p.m.

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//the day after Mr. Pham wore a SpongeBob t-shirt Joseph: Where's your shirt? Mr. Pham: I only have one shirt. I need to wash it! Li: That's not true. Ozzie: You only have one t-shirt? Mr. Pham: No, I have lots of other t-shirts. Ozzie: I mean, funny ones. Mr. Pham: Yeah, but most of them I can't wear in school!

#404

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June 2, 2009, 9:28 p.m.

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Mr. Schafer: Samuel Maverick died in the Boston Massacre. Ozzie: He's the original Maverick. Mr. Schafer: He and John McCain. Ozzie: John McCain was there. Mr. Schafer: That may very well be.