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Aug. 31, 2023, 8:09 p.m.

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// Jacobs AP lit; class is silent Jacobs: I’m a creep // more silence Jacobs: I’m a weirdo

what the hell is she doing here? she doesn’t belong here

lit, jacobs



Sept. 20, 2022, 5:36 p.m.

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Stelzner: They don't like being happy in Germany. Stelzner: They like being sad. Stelzner: Which makes them happy! So it's all good.



March 6, 2022, 11:42 p.m.

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//AP Lit, Jacobs taking attendance. Albert crocheting at his desk Jacobs: Albert, you here? //long silence Albert, loudly: I am CROCHET! John: *slaps desk with vigor* That was a GOOD one, Albert!



Jan. 3, 2019, 11:04 p.m.

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//Pd 3 AP Lit Jacobs: My sister married a stock broker. //Sits down Jacobs: They're very wealthy. //Looks down at feet mumbling Jacobs: I don't like them.



Feb. 9, 2016, 7:29 p.m.

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Anonymous Lit Student: He's wearing yellow. I don't know if that's symbolism or something.





Dec. 8, 2015, 6:13 p.m.

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A discussion question in Lit: "Identify diction that creates tone."

Strong diction. Klein would be proud.

lit, sucks



April 23, 2014, 9:35 p.m.

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O'Connor AP Lit Pd. 7 O'Connor: This is call a gnomon. It's a parallelogram in a parallelogram. Jared: So they're simliar. O'Connor: No, they're even more than just similar, they're identical. Jared,: But they're similar, like you know... *class laughs O'Connor: Ohhhhhh.



Dec. 14, 2011, 7 p.m.

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O'Connor: There are people who make deathbed decisions that they later regret.



Nov. 19, 2010, 4:53 p.m.

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O'Connor: Crime and Punishment is like Hamlet trapped in Macbeth. Student: There, she saved you 500 pages of a crazy guy talking to himself.