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⚐ Report// Jacobs AP lit; class is silent Jacobs: I’m a creep // more silence Jacobs: I’m a weirdo
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⚐ ReportStelzner: They don't like being happy in Germany. Stelzner: They like being sad. Stelzner: Which makes them happy! So it's all good.
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⚐ Report//AP Lit, Jacobs taking attendance. Albert crocheting at his desk Jacobs: Albert, you here? //long silence Albert, loudly: I am CROCHET! John: *slaps desk with vigor* That was a GOOD one, Albert!
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⚐ Report//Pd 3 AP Lit Jacobs: My sister married a stock broker. //Sits down Jacobs: They're very wealthy. //Looks down at feet mumbling Jacobs: I don't like them.
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⚐ ReportAnonymous Lit Student: He's wearing yellow. I don't know if that's symbolism or something.
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⚐ ReportO'Connor AP Lit Pd. 7 O'Connor: This is call a gnomon. It's a parallelogram in a parallelogram. Jared: So they're simliar. O'Connor: No, they're even more than just similar, they're identical. Jared,: But they're similar, like you know... *class laughs O'Connor: Ohhhhhh.
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⚐ ReportO'Connor: Crime and Punishment is like Hamlet trapped in Macbeth. Student: There, she saved you 500 pages of a crazy guy talking to himself.