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April 23, 2014, 9:35 p.m.

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O'Connor AP Lit Pd. 7 O'Connor: This is call a gnomon. It's a parallelogram in a parallelogram. Jared: So they're simliar. O'Connor: No, they're even more than just similar, they're identical. Jared,: But they're similar, like you know... *class laughs O'Connor: Ohhhhhh.

#4574

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Sept. 7, 2013, 3:28 p.m.

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John: Jared, I don't like you because when God made you, he overcooked you.

#4452

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Feb. 22, 2013, 4:29 a.m.

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//PTC Paper in Biology Andrea: (Nonchalant) Hmm. This tastes horrible. *shrugs* Shubham: AH, GOD. That's HORRIBLE! William: Eh, not the worst.  *keeps in mouth* //Matthew, Ishaan, Rahul, and Dallas step up. Dallas doubles over. The rest have no reaction. Ishaan: It's just paper. Calvin: URGGHH *runs to the trash can* Jared: It tastes like burnt chicken. Megan: IT TASTES LIKE CACTUS! Student: ...How do you know what cactus tastes like?

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Feb. 6, 2012, 6:04 p.m.

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Jared: English class is like Vegas: what happens in English stays in English.

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Oct. 11, 2011, 5:01 p.m.

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Giles: OK, so I guess we're boycotting the chart. Becky: Aww, I like the chart! Jared (freshman version): But I'm a big boy now!

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April 30, 2011, 6:22 p.m.

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Moose: Vidya, get your hand out of [Jared's] lap! I don't want to see that till you're married! Vidya: Wha... Moose: Jared! Don't let her do that till you've promised to love and cherish each other forever and there's a ring on your finger! Jared: ...thank you sir.

#1718

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March 24, 2010, 9:39 p.m.

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//Jared asks a stupid question Rose: Jared you're way off. See you in math help for the rest of forever. Moving on.

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March 1, 2010, 9:59 p.m.

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Schafer: Oh THATS definitely work... Jared: Well guess what I just turned in? Schafer: Wallops money? Jared: (excited) YEAH! //Schafer holds up hand for a high five. //Jared tries to give him one but he moves. Schafer: Waaay too slow. And get back to work. Thomas: (quietly) Owned.