Lizzy: I'm tired but I have cross country later... M-E: Then go to sleep; I'm fine just sitting here talking to my coffee cup goatee. Lizzy: You mean a goat-TEA?
M-E: I felt like a duck yesterday... Lizzy and Stephanie: What!?
//On talk like a pirate day Lizzy: ARRRGHH, RICHARD! Richard: I will plunder ye booty!
Lizzy: Why doesn't my mouse work? Jack: because it's upside down.
Donaldson: Name any Apachi chief. *Hint:* people shout his name when they jump off of stuff! Lizzy: Ehhhh...oh like Guantanamo!! Samantha X. Cody: HAHAHAHAHAAAA! //silly lizzy
Richard: There's this place that sells crabs. The deluxe kind are guaranteed not to go away for two weeks! Lizzy: How exciting, Richard Xixi: You know, most people get crabs from public restrooms. Lizzy: OH! I thought you were talking about the kind you eat! Henok: Well, you could eat them...