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Aug. 31, 2012, 4:58 p.m.

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Lizzy: I'm tired but I have cross country later... M-E: Then go to sleep; I'm fine just sitting here talking to my coffee cup goatee. Lizzy: You mean a goat-TEA?

#3732

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Nov. 2, 2011, 4:45 p.m.

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M-E: I felt like a duck yesterday... Lizzy and Stephanie: What!?

#3574

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Sept. 19, 2011, 11:01 a.m.

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//On talk like a pirate day Lizzy: ARRRGHH, RICHARD! Richard: I will plunder ye booty!

#2548

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Nov. 16, 2010, 1:50 p.m.

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Lizzy: Why doesn't my mouse work? Jack: because it's upside down.

#2373

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Oct. 18, 2010, 10:10 p.m.

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Donaldson: Name any Apachi chief. *Hint:* people shout his name when they jump off of stuff! Lizzy: Ehhhh...oh like Guantanamo!! Samantha X. Cody: HAHAHAHAHAAAA! //silly lizzy

#1935

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May 18, 2010, 8:46 p.m.

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Richard: There's this place that sells crabs. The deluxe kind are guaranteed not to go away for two weeks! Lizzy: How exciting, Richard Xixi: You know, most people get crabs from public restrooms. Lizzy: OH! I thought you were talking about the kind you eat! Henok: Well, you could eat them...