Fairhall: M-E, why do you have 17 tabs open? M-E: *whimpers* because I like cats??
Ben: Sam stole all my art supplies M-E: that's mean. You should report to the police
Pham: you being shellfish. M-E: do you mean selfish? Pham: noooo she a shrimp and she keep all the money inside her shell
Will: Did you get a taste of your own medicine? It tastes like poop.
//M-E and Jade knock on the door to 325 while Pham is teaching a class Pham: You guy want pizza right? It raining too hard. //Entire class stares weirdly at M-E and Jade
M-E: Wouldn't be funny if an English teacher got colon cancer?
//Giles is subbing for Duval Giles: Before we start the movie, I just want to make fun of the fact that M-E misspelled her name on the homework from today.
M-E: Wait, but Asians didn't exist back then //Brian Ko facepalms.
//M-E finds the word "batholith" excessively hilarious Donaldson: Guys, stop saying "batholith"; we don't want M-E to die. M-E, if they keep bothering you, you can go to see your counselor...
Lizzy: I'm tired but I have cross country later... M-E: Then go to sleep; I'm fine just sitting here talking to my coffee cup goatee. Lizzy: You mean a goat-TEA?