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Sept. 19, 2012, 7:11 p.m.

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//On the bus 8th grader: Wait are you like not Brahmin or something? Viju: Well you see-- Henok: No no no lemme explain. You see up here we got the Brahmins right? And then you got EVERYBODY ELSE. And then there's Viju. Sam: So wait, he's like unseeable?



May 7, 2012, 9:01 p.m.

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//Rose asks Henok a question Henok: like, 1/2. Wait, 1/4. Um...1/2! Neil Dalal: You sound like Hannah He.



May 7, 2012, 8:58 p.m.

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//3rd period Rose, a certain portion of the room has issues with talking Rose: So Patrick, you can go stand out in the hall for three minutes, and when you come back in, take someone else out. Like Ashu. And then Ashu, take Neil out. And then we'll just keep rotating people out for the rest of class. Maybe then, that side of the class can be quiet... Hannah He: Wait. Who, us? Neil Dalal: We're so quiet!



April 18, 2012, 10:14 a.m.

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Daniel: Can I watch you rip your pants off again? Henok: Only the first time's free.



March 19, 2012, 11:52 a.m.

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Henok: So they're hitting on each other? Gross: It's called love letters.



Feb. 15, 2012, 2:27 p.m.

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Henok: When in doubt, bullshit it out.



Feb. 15, 2011, 5:47 p.m.

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Richard: I notice it was YOUR side of the bridge that broke. Henok: Yeah, but that was because it had frosting!



Jan. 5, 2011, 10:12 p.m.

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Henok: Autocorrect was configured to replace "it" with "my dick." But it's fixed now. Thomas: Your dick is fixed?



Dec. 20, 2010, 11:16 p.m.

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//Albert walks into APNSL with a Victoria's Secret bag. Jack: Hey Albert, what you got in that bag? Albert: Just some perfume from Janvi for Secret Santa. Henok: He also has his bras in there! DOUBLE D's JUST LIKE HIS NSL GRADE!

Hahaha funny quote from henok again, albert totally had it coming!

jack, henok, albert



Dec. 13, 2010, 6:38 p.m.

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//Teacher gives Henok a problem not taught in class and they solve it together. Henok: Yeah [Teacher], we’re a pro team. Teacher: Oh yeah, go long for the imaginary pass! //Henok jogs across the room Teacher: Here it comes. //Teacher pretends to throw, Henok pretends to catch it, then pretends to drops it Henok: Whoops, I guess I’m the Redskins

Hilarious math class moment. This is the day after the EMBARASSING Redskins loss.

football, henok