#9753

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Jan. 14, 2022, 8:18 a.m.

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//Schwartz talking to Analysis 1 Schwartz: There was this kid called Mazda who would always stand. Schwartz. His seat was officially in the back of the room, so he would just stand back there taking notes. Schwartz: Every now and then, he'd turn around and write something on the board. Schwartz: That was Complex Analysis, which is always a bit chaotic. Schwartz: One day, some students decided to sit on top of the desks, and I was like, "Ok, sure". Schwartz: Then, one kid realized he couldn't see over the others because he was shorter, so he just stood on top of the desk to listen to class.

#5618

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Nov. 5, 2015, 6:04 p.m.

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//Mazda is eating an apple, which has white spots on it Mazda: Seriously, I was eating one of these yesterday and it was fine -- Schafer: Three seconds and that apple goes in the trash. Stop. Mazda: No, look at these white spots-- Schafer: Stop. Arthi: If you look closely at the white spots, you'll see Jesus. Schafer: *facepalming* Stop...