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#12214
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⚐ ReportDiego: How much nose cartilage would you have to damage to pull someone's brain out? Diego: I'm asking for no particular reason.
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⚐ Report//Gonzalez pd. 1 Gonzalez: I had a weird realization. Usually when something weird happens to me, I don't share it with you...wait, that's not always true. Anyway, I realized that whenever I smile or laugh, my nose- Rajit: Protrudes? Gonzalez: *in disbelief* Protrudes!?!?!? I'm not Pinocchio!
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⚐ ReportTheresa: When you have a nose bleed, DONT put a tampon in your nose because those things EXPAND