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Dec. 4, 2018, 10:55 p.m.

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//Gonzalez pd. 1 Gonzalez: I had a weird realization. Usually when something weird happens to me, I don't share it with you...wait, that's not always true. Anyway, I realized that whenever I smile or laugh, my nose- Rajit: Protrudes? Gonzalez: *in disbelief* Protrudes!?!?!? I'm not Pinocchio!



April 11, 2011, 9:10 p.m.

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Theresa: When you have a nose bleed, DONT put a tampon in your nose because those things EXPAND