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#8923

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Jan. 22, 2021, 11:16 a.m.

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Schafer: And the battery can say, "Yo. I'm a twelve-volt battery. I'm giving you twelve volts!"

#8906

1111

Jan. 19, 2021, 10:04 a.m.

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Schafer: It's a physics game, so maybe it's not as cool as Mario Kart Schafer: But it's still a game, so hopefully you'll have fun with it

#8900

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Jan. 15, 2021, 11:21 a.m.

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Schafer: I'm going to go on the assumption that everyone here has flushed a toilet

#8899

88

Jan. 15, 2021, 11:20 a.m.

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Schafer: Think of it this way: Earth // weird voice Schafer: EXISTS

#8874

35

Jan. 8, 2021, 11:16 a.m.

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Schafer: It's a smaller blob, but it's *still a blob*

#8861

37

Jan. 5, 2021, 10:03 a.m.

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Schafer: But -- *you* -- are not made of blobs of clay

#8830

55

Dec. 15, 2020, 10:41 a.m.

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Schafer: And if they had emojis, there would have been some sad faces Schafer: And some angry faces Schafer: And maybe some people crying Schafer: They found there *is no* ether

#8818

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Dec. 11, 2020, 11:26 a.m.

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Schafer: It's time for everyone's favorite topic Schafer: We'll blow stuff up

#8814

66

Dec. 11, 2020, 10:52 a.m.

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// demonstrating newton's cradle Schafer: And people say, "Can you do zero and zero?" Schafer: Yes I can -- look at it go Schafer: That's a dad joke

#8798

1313

Dec. 8, 2020, 10:01 a.m.

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Schafer: Oh no, I forgot my important joke