Donaldson: I predict the test will be mostly As... the rest Bs... and one D. Student: *One* D? Donaldson: Yes, one. Student: Who did you have in mind? Donaldson: Oh, no one. Just one D... -stares pointedly at James Pinkerton-
//Discussing what Pinkerton will do with his life when he grows up... Donaldson: He'll be in an upperclass homeless shelter – a homeless shelter for nerds. James P: It's called grad school. Donaldson: It's called Caltech.
Theresa: James, you would make a really ugly girl. I mean a REALLY ugly girl. James: Is that supposed to be a compliment or an insult? Theresa: Well I intended it to be an insult, but you can interpret it any way you want.