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#9462

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Nov. 30, 2021, 8:13 p.m.

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Street: make sure to tie the hot glue gun wire like this so there isn't a snake orgy Street: erm, a mess of wires Student: I promise it's not my fault!!! *runs out of the room*

You thought it was R&E, but it was me, Optics!

street, optics

#9217

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Oct. 18, 2021, 10:57 a.m.

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Maria: I don't have a pencil, or a will to live, but at least I have a calculator, so that's nice

#5781

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Feb. 4, 2016, 4:08 p.m.

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//Schafer and Stein walk into Optics, announcing that Vishnu is in trouble Schafer: What class is this? Davis: Optics. Schafer: I can see that. Stein (to Vishnu): Look at this form, and look at where you should have signed your name. Now we've learned from optics. Vishnu: Oh. (Signs form)

#3452

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June 7, 2011, 10:56 p.m.

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Donaldson: ... and James carries a meter-stick with him at all times. (pauses) It's a pocket meter-stick.

#3078

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March 13, 2011, 10:38 p.m.

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Donaldson: So here we have CJ standing on the soccer field. The sun is on this side and the clouds are over here. Any questions? Theresa: Can we make it a track instead of a soccer field, since track is a real sport?

#3067

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March 11, 2011, 9:58 p.m.

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Donaldson: I predict the test will be mostly As... the rest Bs... and one D. Student: *One* D? Donaldson: Yes, one. Student: Who did you have in mind? Donaldson: Oh, no one. Just one D... -stares pointedly at James Pinkerton-

#3025

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March 3, 2011, 9:18 p.m.

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//Discussing what Pinkerton will do with his life when he grows up... Donaldson: He'll be in an upperclass homeless shelter – a homeless shelter for nerds. James P: It's called grad school. Donaldson: It's called Caltech.

#3012

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March 1, 2011, 3:46 p.m.

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Minas: What is your moral reason for not liking fluorescent lights? Donaldson: They suck your soul.