//Substitute in pd. 9 comp meth is taking attendance, James isn't there Peter: I think James is in the bathroom. Sub: Then James is present when he comes back. He is not here so he's absent. I will mark him present when he is here. //Later, Gautom walks in to pick up something he printed Sub: Are you James? Gautom: Uh, yes. *walks into lab* //Sub is about to mark attendance, but people in the corner are laughing Sub: Was that James? I don't think that was James. You know how I know? Because you're all laughing. I know that wasn't James. //Nobody really says anything, just laughing Sub: Who is James? Is he the class president? Why do you all try to say he's here when he isn't? James is absent. //Even later, James actually walks in and goes to the sub to tell him he's here Sub: Show me your ID. James: *confused* Sub: I need to see ID to know you are James. You have a school ID? James: *gets his ID out of his backpack and shows it to the sub* Sub: James.. James Park. Okay. *marks attendance* //James goes into the lab, everyone is laughing Sub: I knew it wasn't James because you were laughing. Why do you all try to get James marked present?
James: The two weeks leading up to school, I always have nightmares about missing homework assignments.
Schwartz: You can simply use the Law of Large Points to make the point larger. Class: ?? Schwartz (while demonstrating on board): The Law of Large Points states that when you draw a line between two points, and the line doesn't quite touch a point, then you can make the point larger so that it's on the line. James: Hold up, I didn't get that. Can you repeat that again?
//Pd 1 cirincione apnsl Cirincione: Person in the north-west corner, start the conversation! What does the President look for in a Supreme Court Justice? //James in NW corner //After a while of none of us talking at the table James: Ok I guess I'll go first. James: So Anthony, what does the President look for in a Supreme Court Justice?
James Gao: Griffin is the fastest, longest and most exciting. You should ride Griffin all day.
//Over Facebook Antares: Stat homework is painful. James: Is that quantitative or categorical value? Antares: JAMES I WILL STRIKE YOU
//In Software Design Hammond: You can actually get Puzzlepalooza shirts that are in different sizes than the ones specified on the sheet, we just didn't think about putting it on. Hammond: Just write it in for the size. James S.: So you don't have to wear pants!
James: If they called it "Ancient Structures that May Not Have Been Made by Aliens," who would watch it??
Donaldson: ... and James carries a meter-stick with him at all times. (pauses) It's a pocket meter-stick.